slaanesh-is-my-boy:
2kittensinacup:
titanomancy:
“A day in the Guard is like a day on the farm! Every meal’s a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I love the Guard!”
“Abbadons broadcasting on an open channel. What do you think he’s saying?”
“DEAR HUMANITY, WE REGRET BEING HERETICAL BASTARDS. WE REGRET DESTROYING CADIA, AND WE MOST CERTAINLY REGRET THE GAURD BLEW UP HALF OUR RAGGEDY ASS FLEET.”
YESS!! i knew i couldn’t be the only one who thought of johnson
-PREDATOR NOISES INTENSIFY-