apparently
apparently
ass
ass
Drunk
Drunk
Food
Food
Frat boy
Frat boy
God
God
Group chat
Group chat
Gym
Gym
movies
movies
oh my god
oh my god
Party
Party
Phone
Phone
Roommate
Roommate
Sorry
Sorry
The Ring
The Ring
Lost
Lost
Chat
Chat
Couch
Couch
Girl
Girl
Good
Good
Help
Help
Home
Home
House
House
Movie
Movie
Pink
Pink
Sandals
Sandals
Voice
Voice
Hey Girl
Hey Girl
Old
Old
Doubt
Doubt
Experience
Experience
Forgiveness
Forgiveness
Hell
Hell
Luck
Luck
Never
Never
Old Yeller
Old Yeller
Smiles
Smiles
Thought
Thought
Nice
Nice
Alright
Alright
Back
Back
Been
Been
boy
boy
boys
boys
boys will be boys
boys will be boys
how
how
Dog
Dog
cat
cat
yes
yes
looking
looking
once
once
next
next
light
light
plastic
plastic
site
site
buried
buried
big
big
him
him
one
one
my way
my way
down
down
group
group
tiny
tiny
ring
ring
simba
simba
making a
making a
set
set
daylight
daylight
mob
mob
last night
last night
will
will
pocket
pocket
did
did
them
them
all
all
face
face
remember
remember
pillow
pillow
they
they
moment
moment
new
new
you
you
roommates
roommates
door
door
post
post
miss
miss
what
what
the corner
the corner
still
still
for
for
the house
the house
wildebeest
wildebeest
a pink
a pink
split
split
shot
shot
hallucination
hallucination
look
look
this
this
get
get
good luck
good luck
hey
hey
hungover
hungover
like
like
sure
sure
men
men
that moment
that moment
right
right
my god
my god
everywhere
everywhere
this is
this is
bed
bed
making
making
do you
do you
what do
what do
find
find
me you
me you
suddenly
suddenly
pulling out
pulling out
room
room
typing
typing
toilet
toilet
morning
morning
just
just
though
though
then
then
cheer
cheer
crowd
crowd
horde
horde
someone
someone
oh my
oh my
and then
and then
what the
what the
frat
frat
bacchanalia
bacchanalia
went
went
dog movies
dog movies
seen
seen
i thought
i thought
seeing
seeing
gym shorts
gym shorts
frat boys
frat boys
entered
entered
pass out
pass out
passing out
passing out
bright pink
bright pink
frat house
frat house
pleased
pleased
i did
i did
yea
yea
ever
ever
heard
heard
millennial
millennial
ill
ill
esque
esque
profusely
profusely
beg
beg
gotten
gotten
disgruntled
disgruntled
ships
ships
particularly
particularly
broad
broad
wandering
wandering
there
there
burly
burly
distant
distant
fact
fact
novel
novel
through
through
i cant
 i cant
no
 no
/tv/
 /tv/
called
 called
message
 message
night
 night
something
 something
way
 way
worth
 worth
minutes
 minutes
need
 need
come
 come
left
 left
want
 want
later
 later
problems
 problems
around
 around
keys
 keys
pass
 pass
large
 large
again
 again
pulling
 pulling
already
 already
the mob
 the mob
pounded
 pounded
nuclear
 nuclear
hallway
 hallway
blanket
 blanket
prepared
 prepared
squished
 squished
watching
 watching
apartment
 apartment
no problems
 no problems
lost my keys
 lost my keys
ring of keys
 ring of keys
up the stairs
 up the stairs
out
out
bright
bright
bathroom
bathroom
what-the-hell
what-the-hell
Pulled Out
Pulled Out
I Told Him
I Told Him
No One Ever
No One Ever
Oh My God Yes
Oh My God Yes
A Few Moments Later
A Few Moments Later
Off
Off
Description
Description
Young
Young
Faceless
Faceless
Stairs
Stairs
And
And
Here
Here
Cant
Cant
Its Just A
Its Just A
Actually
Actually
In The Corner
In The Corner
That
That
But
But
Not
Not
Last
Last
Where
Where
Come In
Come In
The Door
The Door
Do You Like
Do You Like
Puzzled
Puzzled
For Me
For Me
The
The
Sent
Sent
From
From
You Need Help
You Need Help
Your
Your
Corner
Corner
The Hell
The Hell
Its
Its
Every
Every
Told
Told
Shorts
Shorts
Bedroom
Bedroom
Typing This
Typing This
Few
Few
Front
Front
Pulled
Pulled
These
These
Without
Without
The Fact That
The Fact That
Didnt
Didnt
And Still
And Still
Felt
Felt
Louder
Louder
Turned
Turned
Need Help
Need Help
My Drunk
My Drunk
Was
Was
With
With
Half
Half
Let
Let
Stampede
Stampede
Our
Our
Found
Found
Are
Are
Threw
Threw
Had
Had
I Was
I Was
Do Not
Do Not
Put
Put
Put It
Put It
Checks
Checks
About
About
Porch
Porch
Before
Before
Against
Against
A Boy
A Boy
Pink Cat
Pink Cat
Moments
Moments
Doing
Doing
Tell
Tell
Young Men
Young Men
Finding
Finding
If I Could
If I Could
Wherever
Wherever
No One
No One
Getting
Getting
Given
Given
Stood
Stood
His
His
Some
Some
Seeking
Seeking
Himself
Himself
Round
Round
Could
Could
It Was
It Was
A Few
A Few
Bere
Bere
I Heard
I Heard
One Of Them
One Of Them
Ravine
Ravine
Upstairs
Upstairs
A New
A New
Any
Any
But What
But What
Cant Find
Cant Find
Drunk Ass
Drunk Ass
Faithfully
Faithfully
Given Up
Given Up
God Yes
God Yes
His Face
His Face
I Didnt
I Didnt
I Lost My Keys
I Lost My Keys
I Lost My
I Lost My
I Lost
I Lost
I Puked
I Puked
Im Sure
Im Sure
If I
If I
In Front Of The
In Front Of The
In Here
In Here
In The Bathroom
In The Bathroom
In The Night
In The Night
In The Toilet
In The Toilet
In The
In The
Into
Into
Is A
Is A
It Was Worth A Shot
It Was Worth A Shot
Just A
Just A
Keychain
Keychain
Let In
Let In
Look For
Look For
Look Like
Look Like
Moments Later
Moments Later
Moths
Moths
My Keys
My Keys
On A
On A
On The Couch
On The Couch
One Room
One Room
Opened
Opened
Passed
Passed
Ive
Ive
Cant Miss
Cant Miss
Dangling
Dangling
Distinctive
Distinctive
Front Door
Front Door
Go In
Go In
Hadnt
Hadnt
Havent
Havent
In Broad Daylight
In Broad Daylight
In Front
In Front
In That
In That
Of His
Of His
Old One
Old One
Passing
Passing
Presumably
Presumably
Scattered
Scattered
I Told
I Told
You Want
You Want
E
E
Me What
Me What
Me I
Me I
Back To
Back To
Whispered
Whispered
Find Them
Find Them
Me
Me
Was A
Was A
My
My
How I
How I
What I
What I
Asked
Asked
Yes I
Yes I
Im
Im
You Like
You Like
Walked
Walked
I Stood
I Stood
Asked What
Asked What
We Found
We Found
Copied
Copied
His Phone
His Phone
Twenty
Twenty
He Was
He Was
Went Up
Went Up
Looked
Looked
I Could
I Could
Sorry I
Sorry I
Its Just
Its Just
Turns
Turns
At
At
Through The
Through The
Without Them
Without Them
Will Be
Will Be
Still Drunk
Still Drunk
Showers
Showers
Get A
Get A
Told Him
Told Him
Could Go
Could Go
One Ever
One Ever
Never Been
Never Been
Night I
Night I
Snarling
Snarling
You Need
You Need
Around Me
Around Me
I Called
I Called
A
A
It
It
Oh
Oh
Was
Was
Thats
Thats
Pick
Pick
Topping
Topping
How Do You Like Them Apples
How Do You Like Them Apples
Kidsings
Kidsings
Dies
Dies
Wishes
Wishes
You Fail
You Fail
Died
Died

snarling-through-our-smiles I once lost my keys at a frat house My drunk ass had actually walked home without them pounded on my apartment door gotten let in by my rightfully- disgruntled roommate and proceeded to pass out on the couch Apparently I puked in the toilet before passing out do not remember The next morning I schlepped back to the frat house I stood there right in front of the front door This was a novel experience for me I'd never been at a frat house in broad daylight before A boy presumably of the house asked me what I was doing I lost my keys in here last night I called back I was seeing if I could go in and look for them? He opened the door and gestured for me o come in Go wherever you want I'd never seen a frat house post-party Derore Wandering up the stairs a by hungover and still-drunk frat boys sandals and gym shorts seeking out food and showers like moths to a porch light A few of them threw puzzled glances my way I'm sure they thought I was some post-bacchanalia hallucination I entered one room where a boy was drunkenly watching some Old Yeller- esque movie on a tiny TV in the corner of his room from his bed Do you like dog movies? he asked voice from the fact that his face was squished against his pillow and half-buried by his blanket I told him I did e mumbled again pleased and asked what I was doing I told him I was looking my keys Sorry I haven't seen any keys around bere I didn't doubt him Twenty minutes had passed I'd searched just about every bedroom and nuclear- at dumn-site of a bathroom in that house I'd given up on ever finding my keys and was prepared to beg my roommates' forgiveness and get a new set copied As I stood there in the hallway silently a particularly burly frat boy approached me You need help with something? I lost my keys here last night and I can't find them I've looked everywhere What do they look like? I'll put it into the group chat He was already pulling out his phone No one ever checks a group chat I thought but what the hell It was worth a shot Um it's just a ring of keys The keychain is a pink plastic cat though like yea big Like bright pink you can't miss He nodded presumably typing this description faithfully into the group chat Alright I sent the message out Good luck e turned and left And with that A few moments later I heard a distant and it was getting louder and louder One assumes that how I felt in that moment was how Simba felt seeing the wildebeest stampede through the ravine as a horde large young men all thundered down the stairs making a beeling for me Someone tell the girl! One of them shouted faceless in the mob Girl! Hey GIRL! We found your keys girl!!! They circled around me I hadn't felt that old One of them split himself off from the crowd Are these -he pulled out a ring of keys from his pocket your keys? And lo there was the distinctive bright millennial pink cat keychain dangling off the ring YesI whispered Oh my god yes EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYY!! The cheer went up Turns out he found them in the bathroom upstairs I thanked them again profusely There was a scattered round of no problems and then just suddenly as they descended they all dispersed like ships in the night gatorfisch THIS is boys will be boys Nice Frathouse Meme

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