Sprint - 1235 PM 100% Clay CHAT PROFILE How are we telling our kids we met? You were on a river cruise getting hammered and glanced over to the shore where I was wrestling an alligator shirtless When we locked eyes I quickly snapped the alligator's neck grabbed a rose from a conveniently located rose bush and swam with one arm to keep the rose dry up to the ferry Using my quick thinking and ingenuity I grabbed nearby seaweed ? and stopped the ferry's spinning wheel thing l then climbed the spinning wheel thing to the deck where I handed you the still totally dry rose and you gave me a jello shot and we proceeded to get lit Won't lie this story favors me heavily but it's important for children to have a father figure they can look up Send a message Send Do I propose immediately? Meme

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