spudsexuall My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he's bilingual he says some hilariousweirdsometimes creepy shit I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it Here are some of my favorites -Babe can you please turn down the brightness of your skin After stealing all of the blankets This is my right as a human -After I take the blankets back I don't want your freedom America Just blanket -Sometimes he just says Hello? as if he's answering a phone call -One night he just said Cabbage which is weird because he doesn't know the english word for that when he's awake -After spooning me You have a nice butt Who is that in the corner? terrifying -Watch out for the red lady even more terrifying Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he's speaking Parseltongue -One time l'actually think he said something in Parseitongue One time he talked about buying a ticket to everywhere and then just said hello? after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite This is MY yogurt Satan 45804 notes @soinnocentparent was voted 1 sexual meme page on instagram ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ž Meme

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