Bless Up, Chill, and Club: Stairway to Heaven
 @DrSmasihlove
Sorry for talking about the gym all the time but I gotta give y'all one more story. Alright so I'm on the elliptical this morning. Like 15 yards away (that's like almost 14 meters for my non American readers ๐Ÿค—) is a chubby blond woman with black nerd glasses, curly hair, and black tank, and pink tights on the Precor machine absolutely going ape shit to whatever music she listening to - WHILE she working out...Bobbing her head, flapping her arms, flicking her wrist, hitting dat hoe, everything. Doing the absolute most. And u can see people kinda staring in disapproving bewilderment and she ain't even seeing them - literally - she closed her eyes while she dancing and moving her feet ๐Ÿ˜‚. Bro. My new idol. IDGAF. She wins. I fucks with her enthusiasm. I fucks with her joviality. U feel me? I fucks with her energy. What. Is it not appropriate to dance at the gym? U dance in the shower. U dance when u out at night. Why is it appropriate at the club at not the gym? Shit, I be seeing girls at the club not even dancing. They where u suppose to dance, but they ain't dancing. They done snorted so much Coke and popped so much Molly that they just heat-seeking zombies, swaying off-beat to the music, with only enough mental faculties to come to my table, drink out of one of my bottles, and grab my PP (side note: chill ๐Ÿคš. Find your friends, sweetie. I'm not dumb (or desperate) enuf for this fuckshit. This ends with me on the witness stand crying saying "she came on to me, your honor!" while I'm in a orange jump suit with my hands cuffed. No thank you ... AS FUCK ๐Ÿ™ƒ). How did I digress? Oh. Fuck that shit. From this day forward, dancing at the gym is ok. The big girl with the pink tights did it and I approve so it's a thing now. Do whatever u gotta do to get into the mood to get fit. Put some pink tights on and HIT DAT HOE COT - IF THAT'S WHAT U NEED TO BOOST YOUR MORALE ENUF TO FINISH THAT WORKOUT THEN DON'T LET NOBODY TELL U OTHERWISE - BLESS UP ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Sorry for talking about the gym all the time but I gotta give y'all one more story. Alright so I'm on the elliptical this morning. Like 15 yards away (that's like almost 14 meters for my non American readers ๐Ÿค—) is a chubby blond woman with black nerd glasses, curly hair, and black tank, and pink tights on the Precor machine absolutely going ape shit to whatever music she listening to - WHILE she working out...Bobbing her head, flapping her arms, flicking her wrist, hitting dat hoe, everything. Doing the absolute most. And u can see people kinda staring in disapproving bewilderment and she ain't even seeing them - literally - she closed her eyes while she dancing and moving her feet ๐Ÿ˜‚. Bro. My new idol. IDGAF. She wins. I fucks with her enthusiasm. I fucks with her joviality. U feel me? I fucks with her energy. What. Is it not appropriate to dance at the gym? U dance in the shower. U dance when u out at night. Why is it appropriate at the club at not the gym? Shit, I be seeing girls at the club not even dancing. They where u suppose to dance, but they ain't dancing. They done snorted so much Coke and popped so much Molly that they just heat-seeking zombies, swaying off-beat to the music, with only enough mental faculties to come to my table, drink out of one of my bottles, and grab my PP (side note: chill ๐Ÿคš. Find your friends, sweetie. I'm not dumb (or desperate) enuf for this fuckshit. This ends with me on the witness stand crying saying "she came on to me, your honor!" while I'm in a orange jump suit with my hands cuffed. No thank you ... AS FUCK ๐Ÿ™ƒ). How did I digress? Oh. Fuck that shit. From this day forward, dancing at the gym is ok. The big girl with the pink tights did it and I approve so it's a thing now. Do whatever u gotta do to get into the mood to get fit. Put some pink tights on and HIT DAT HOE COT - IF THAT'S WHAT U NEED TO BOOST YOUR MORALE ENUF TO FINISH THAT WORKOUT THEN DON'T LET NOBODY TELL U OTHERWISE - BLESS UP ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Stairway to Heaven @DrSmasihlove Sorry for talking about the gym all the time but I gotta give y'all one more story Alright so I'm on the elliptical this morning Like 15 yards away that's like almost 14 meters for my non American readers ๐Ÿค— is a chubby blond woman with black nerd glasses curly hair and black tank and pink tights on the Precor machine absolutely going ape shit to whatever music she listening to - WHILE she working outBobbing her head flapping her arms flicking her wrist hitting dat hoe everything Doing the absolute most And u can see people kinda staring in disapproving bewilderment and she ain't even seeing them - literally - she closed her eyes while she dancing and moving her feet ๐Ÿ˜‚ Bro My new idol IDGAF She wins I fucks with her enthusiasm I fucks with her joviality U feel me? I fucks with her energy What Is it not appropriate to dance at the gym? U dance in the shower U dance when u out at night Why is it appropriate at the club at not the gym? Shit I be seeing girls at the club not even dancing They where u suppose to dance but they ain't dancing They done snorted so much Coke and popped so much Molly that they just heat-seeking zombies swaying off-beat to the music with only enough mental faculties to come to my table drink out of one of my bottles and grab my PP side note chill ๐Ÿคš Find your friends sweetie I'm not dumb or desperate enuf for this fuckshit This ends with me on the witness stand crying saying she came on to me your honor! while I'm in a orange jump suit with my hands cuffed No thank you AS FUCK ๐Ÿ™ƒ How did I digress? Oh Fuck that shit From this day forward dancing at the gym is ok The big girl with the pink tights did it and I approve so it's a thing now Do whatever u gotta do to get into the mood to get fit Put some pink tights on and HIT DAT HOE COT - IF THAT'S WHAT U NEED TO BOOST YOUR MORALE ENUF TO FINISH THAT WORKOUT THEN DON'T LET NOBODY TELL U OTHERWISE - BLESS UP ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Meme

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