Friends
Friends
Lurking
Lurking
shoes
shoes
Smooth
Smooth
Best
Best
Cross
Cross
Seal
Seal
Square
Square
Stuff
Stuff
Time
Time
Pristine
Pristine
Hell
Hell
Nonsense
Nonsense
Back
Back
Been
Been
feet
feet
got
got
idea
idea
mine
mine
looking
looking
cops
cops
wanted
wanted
local
local
light
light
sandwich
sandwich
peanut butter
peanut butter
top
top
one
one
friend
friend
vaseline
vaseline
cop
cop
rip
rip
did
did
huge
huge
you
you
show
show
buddy
buddy
town
town
the street
the street
son
son
toy
toy
what
what
store
store
mess
mess
question
question
normal
normal
whats
whats
shape
shape
street
street
use
use
used
used
this
this
get
get
stop
stop
bubbles
bubbles
like
like
sure
sure
nothing
nothing
show me
show me
different
different
eyes
eyes
absolutely
absolutely
enough
enough
then
then
possible
possible
outside
outside
give me
give me
those
those
sitting
sitting
knew
knew
my friend
my friend
hilarity
hilarity
like this
like this
stupid
stupid
giggle
giggle
ton
ton
bough
bough
buddys
buddys
were
were
intended
intended
fingers
fingers
there
there
aisle
aisle
ensued
ensued
through
through
walk
 walk
night
 night
something
 something
things
 things
hands
 hands
way
 way
know
 know
ago
 ago
year
 year
around
 around
years
 years
two
 two
jar
 jar
gets
 gets
large
 large
proceed
 proceed
mess up
 mess up
the way
 the way
one of us
 one of us
toy stores
 toy stores
my friends
 my friends
got an idea
 got an idea
little town
 little town
conversation
 conversation
out
out
over
over
playing
playing
What You Got There
What You Got There
Off
Off
Little
Little
And
And
Safety
Safety
Socks
Socks
100
100
Both
Both
When
When
A Lot
A Lot
That
That
But
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Not
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Where
Where
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Butter
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Grocery
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Obviously
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Its Mine
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Give
Peanut
Peanut
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The
By Far
By Far
Points
Points
Get Some
Get Some
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My Buddy
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Your
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Kind Of
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Very
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Looks
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Give Me That
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Pulls
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Was
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With
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3Am
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Goes
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Put
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About
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Stores
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Lot
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His
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Some
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Earlier
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Item
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Spins
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Wed
4Th
4Th
8 Years
8 Years
A Lot Of
A Lot Of
About The
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At Me
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Cross The Street
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Cross The
Eyes Light Up
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Jar Of Peanut Butter
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Light Up
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Reaches
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Seal Off
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Shows
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Spend
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To Be
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Top Off
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Grabs
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Halfway Through
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Eyes Light Up
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Cross The
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Behind Your Back
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About The
A Lot Of
A Lot Of
8 Years
8 Years
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4Th
Wed
Wed
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Spins
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Item
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Earlier
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Some
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His
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Halfway
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Lot
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Stores
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About
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Put
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Goes
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3Am
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Was
Was
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Pulls
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Kind
Kind
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Its
Your
Your
My Buddy
My Buddy
Get Some
Get Some
Points
Points
By Far
By Far
The
The
Peanut
Peanut
Give
Give
Its Mine
Its Mine
Obviously
Obviously
Grocery
Grocery
Butter
Butter
Where
Where
Not
Not
But
But
That
That
A Lot
A Lot
When
When
Both
Both
100
100
Socks
Socks
Safety
Safety
And
And
Little
Little
Off
Off
What You Got There
What You Got There
playing
playing
over
over
out
out
conversation
 conversation
little town
 little town
got an idea
 got an idea
my friends
 my friends
toy stores
 toy stores
one of us
 one of us
the way
 the way
mess up
 mess up
proceed
 proceed
large
 large
gets
 gets
jar
 jar
two
 two
years
 years
around
 around
year
 year
ago
 ago
know
 know
way
 way
hands
 hands
things
 things
something
 something
night
 night
walk
 walk
through
through
ensued
ensued
aisle
aisle
there
there
fingers
fingers
intended
intended
were
were
buddys
buddys
bough
bough
ton
ton
giggle
giggle
stupid
stupid
like this
like this
hilarity
hilarity
my friend
my friend
knew
knew
sitting
sitting
those
those
give me
give me
outside
outside
possible
possible
then
then
enough
enough
absolutely
absolutely
eyes
eyes
different
different
show me
show me
nothing
nothing
sure
sure
like
like
bubbles
bubbles
stop
stop
get
get
this
this
used
used
use
use
street
street
shape
shape
whats
whats
normal
normal
question
question
mess
mess
store
store
what
what
toy
toy
son
son
the street
the street
town
town
buddy
buddy
show
show
you
you
huge
huge
did
did
rip
rip
cop
cop
vaseline
vaseline
friend
friend
one
one
top
top
peanut butter
peanut butter
sandwich
sandwich
light
light
local
local
wanted
wanted
cops
cops
looking
looking
mine
mine
idea
idea
got
got
feet
feet
Been
Been
Back
Back
Nonsense
Nonsense
Hell
Hell
Pristine
Pristine
Time
Time
Stuff
Stuff
Square
Square
Seal
Seal
Cross
Cross
Best
Best
Smooth
Smooth
shoes
shoes
Lurking
Lurking
Friends
Friends

Stealth5325 11k points 8 years ago When my buddy and I were about 16 and stupid as hell we did a lot of nonsense playing on cops but this was by far V our best We'd spend a ton of time lurking around grocerytoy stores at 3am toy stores earlier obviously until one of us got an idea looking at an item in a way that it was not intended to be used in the way we wanted to use it Normal hilarity ensued vaseline on padlocks bubbles in fountains that kind of stuff This night was different We're sitting in the sandwich aisle of our large local store and my buddy's eyes light up he looks over at me and goes get that peanut butter smooth kind This having been about the 4th year of us doing this I wasn't 100% sure where he was going with it but I knew not to question so I bough two of those huge smooth peanut butter things We walk outside cross the street and he tells me to rip the safety seal off the peanut butter and to get some on my fingers and mess up the smooth top This was where it clicked in We then proceed towalk absolutely as suspiciously as possible through this little town square Sure enough halfway through we get spotlighted Cop pulls up tells us to stop and we both instinctively put the peanut butter behind our backs obviously holding something Cop gets out and the conversation with my friend goes like this What you got there son? Nothing What's behind your back? Nothing I giggle Show me your hands! My buddy very slowly puts the peanut butter behind his shoes and socks and shows the cop his hands GIVE ME THAT It's mine So the cop reaches behind my friend's feet and grabs this jar of peanut butter he spins the top off and sees that it's not in pristine shape Demands to know what's in it Meme

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