stoneyboboney tumbl Follow urbanoceanbx hapter 3 1 g car and f you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on the top of the other David Bowie then attached another David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the finst two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty robe you would then have something which didn't exactly look like phn Watson but which those who knew him would find hauntingly terrible Se clledt He was tall and he grandtheftautosanandreas Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters the-fandoms-are-valentines they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis Stones then rocks then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies only much much bigger much much harder and heavier and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way of It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins rocket engines and escape hatches and so on and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro If it was an emotion it was a totally emotionless one It was hatred implacable hatred It was cold not like ice is cold but like a wall is cold It was impersonal not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal And it was deadly - again not like a bullet or a knife is deadly but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly nudityandnerdery And of course The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't drinkmasturbatecry the one that will always stay with me is Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words marsdaydream I will reblog this every time l see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language ladyscientia Douglas Adams understands me Sourcekingwizardandthelizardgizzard #42 #yes this #ahahaha #Douglas Adams 436335 notes Douglas Adams appreciation post Meme

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