Sweet-Bitsy My Absolute Favorite Thing About Peacocks Is That When Theyre Trying to Mate With a Peahen They First Have to Pretend There's an Abundance of Seeds and Things on the Ground So They Pretend to Peck at the Seeds So the Peahens Become Interested in Seeing Where All the Food Is and Then the Peacocks Raise All Their Feathers and Shimmy to Essentially Hypnotize the Female Into Mating With Them That's Like if Some Dude Was Pretending That He Could Simply Not Finish All of the Burritos and Fruit Parfaits He Had and I Walked Over to See What All the Fuss Was About and He Like Whipped Open His Jacket That Was Full of Rainbow Sequins and Jewels and I Was So Smitten That We Would Just Have to Do It Right Then and There