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clock
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White trash
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mama
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believe
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bob
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hot
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woman
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for
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tour
tour
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right now
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triple
triple
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side
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this
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high
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like
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people
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room
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smoke
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blonde
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morning
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just
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afternoon
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coming
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pretend
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god is
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grouch
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whistling
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pouring
pothead
pothead
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wheeze
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sweat
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maybe
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their
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were
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there
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bare
building
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care
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apartment
 apartment
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 goddamned
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 rescue dog
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barbecue
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bright
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bathroom
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bright
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for-three
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barbecue
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point
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at-this-point
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swear to god
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 i dont give a
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 pouring rain
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 smoking pot
rescue dog
 rescue dog
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 don't care
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 coming up
no reason
 no reason
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 walk past
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 goddamned
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 the clock
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 apartment
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 chucking
there is
 there is
no idea
 no idea
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 its hot
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 swear
feeds
 feeds
kill
 kill
pray
 pray
dont
 dont
hear
 hear
two
 two
much
 much
year
 year
later
 later
left
 left
hands
 hands
my life
 my life
care
 care
no
 no
walk
 walk
building
 building
bare
bare
there
there
were
were
gourds
gourds
i dont care
i dont care
intervene
intervene
their
their
loud
loud
maybe
maybe
sweat
sweat
wheeze
wheeze
pothead
pothead
pouring
pouring
whistling
whistling
grow up
grow up
strangle
strangle
grouch
grouch
i can
i can
god is
god is
pretend
pretend
get up
get up
i do
i do
happened
happened
coming
coming
mumu
mumu
afternoon
afternoon
oscar the grouch
oscar the grouch
finally
finally
what happened
what happened
thursday
thursday
just
just
morning
morning
blonde
blonde
smoke
smoke
immediately
immediately
room
room
people
people
this is
this is
dead
dead
right
right
like
like
stoner
stoner
high
high
fuck this
fuck this
get
get
i have no idea
i have no idea
this
this
side
side
triple
triple
open window
open window
right now
right now
tour
tour
hosting a
hosting a
kilo
kilo
marley
marley
bongo
bongo
crime scene
crime scene
triple x
triple x
for
for
still
still
what
what
i swear
i swear
scene
scene
person
person
now
now
vegan diet
vegan diet
they
they
violet
violet
lulu lemon
lulu lemon
first
first
pot
pot
them
them
the neighbors
the neighbors
woman
woman
hot
hot
own
own
window
window
she
she
bob
bob
kush
kush
believe
believe
day
day
smog
smog
three
three
open
open
clouds
clouds
dreadlocks
dreadlocks
online
online
lord
lord
lettuce
lettuce
one
one
top
top
grow
grow
can
can
source
source
lemon
lemon
gone
gone
hosting
hosting
universe
universe
spirit animal
spirit animal
foot
foot
gone home
gone home
oscar
oscar
mama
mama
doritos
doritos
marathon
marathon
air
air
midnight
midnight
soap
soap
Dog
Dog
her
her
lulu
lulu
idea
idea
got
got
how
how
Asshole
Asshole
White trash
White trash
Reason
Reason
Old
Old
Diet
Diet
White
White
Tomorrow
Tomorrow
Tiger
Tiger
Tattoo
Tattoo
Spirit
Spirit
Rain
Rain
Proxy
Proxy
Neighbors
Neighbors
Marijuana
Marijuana
Live
Live
Home
Home
Fuck
Fuck
Death
Death
Animal
Animal
Vision
Vision
Devil
Devil
Work
Work
Weed
Weed
Vegan
Vegan
Trash
Trash
tits
tits
Smoking
Smoking
shit
shit
The Muppets
The Muppets
Life
Life
Jesus
Jesus
God
God
Fucking
Fucking
Crime
Crime
clock
clock
Bob Marley
Bob Marley
beautiful
beautiful
Bad
Bad
ass
ass

teaboot I swear to God I'm going to kill my pothead stoner asshole neighbors This apartment has no fucking air circulation and it's hot as Lucifer's tits in here so I open window and it's fucking 257around-the-clock goddamned fucking CLOUDS of fucking weed coming up the side of the building fucking hotboxes by proxy two stories up Holy fuck Holy fuck Like I could not physically give less of a steaming shit that they're smoking pot I don't care I don't give a FUUUUCK but it's a beautiful 3 in the afternoon or pouring rain at 1 AM and ITS PRECIPITATING WEED SWEAT IN MY LIVIBG ROOM I swear to God they're just chucking it by the kilo onto the barbecue at this point They've got to be hosting a fucking White Trash Bob Marley revival tour on their fucking balcony and broadcasting it live to Hoboken They're doing a goddamned kush marathon fundraiser to raise awareness for discontinued Doritos flavours I can hear them coughing smoke FROM MY BATHROOM Every so often I hear a loud ass *wheeeeze* and I pray to the Lord that one of them has finally Gone Home To Jesus There is no reason in the entire known universe for three people to consume this much fucking devil lettuce per day They should be dead They're going to be the first known death caused by a marijuana overdose I cannot overstate how bad it smells When I open my window I'm immediately astral-projected into the body of a 43 year old blonde woman with dreadlocks named Amethystglow Phoenixfire She has an OM tattoo on top of her left foot and sells decorative gourds online Her spirit animal is a tiger She has a rescue dog and feeds it on a strict vegan diet She doesn't believe in soap An hour later I emerge from my vision wearing a triple X size mumu one burkinstock and a Lulu lemon headband I didn't own a bongo before but I do now teaboot I promised my mama I wouldn't grow up to be a violet person but Its past midnight on a Thursday and I'm about to go downstairs and strangle these shit spewing smog muppets with my own two bare hands teaboot I have to get up at 6 AM for work tomorrow morning and I'm going to have to walk past a crime scene that looks like three oily sheepdogs were beaten to death by Oscar the grouch and I'm going to have to pretend I have no idea what happened teaboot I'm so fucking high right now teaboot HOLY FUCK THIS IS STILL MY LIFE BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE THEIR COUGHS ARE NOW A LONG WHISTLING WHEEZE SO MAYBE GOD IS HERE TO INTERVENE Source teaboot The neighbors are doing the weed Meme

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