Animals
Animals
Bones
Bones
Church
Church
College
College
Come Over
Come Over
dude
dude
Friends
Friends
Girls
Girls
head
head
Homeless
Homeless
IHOP
IHOP
Life
Life
Love
Love
movies
movies
Phone
Phone
Pinata
Pinata
Rude
Rude
Saw
Saw
Scream
Scream
shit
shit
Sorry
Sorry
white girl
white girl
Lost
Lost
Summer
Summer
Birds
Birds
Bloody Mary
Bloody Mary
Coffee
Coffee
Forever
Forever
Fuck
Fuck
Girl
Girl
Good
Good
Hamster
Hamster
Home
Home
Horror Movies
Horror Movies
House
House
Movie
Movie
Nigeria
Nigeria
Psych
Psych
Raven
Raven
Time
Time
White
White
Hilarious
Hilarious
Old
Old
Film
Film
Hell
Hell
Never
Never
Mom
Mom
Nice
Nice
Back
Back
Been
Been
got
got
sticks
sticks
crawl
crawl
gate
gate
another
another
super
super
dark
dark
cat
cat
car
car
random
random
horror
horror
seven
seven
once
once
secret
secret
garbage
garbage
the secret
the secret
who
who
buried
buried
big
big
him
him
clown
clown
source
source
grow
grow
top
top
sheep
sheep
horror movie
horror movie
goth
goth
pet
pet
one
one
hole
hole
down
down
group
group
camp
camp
skin
skin
log
log
bar
bar
play
play
photo
photo
dirt
dirt
the hole
the hole
survival
survival
soup
soup
bus
bus
man
man
cousin
cousin
awake
awake
gon
gon
adult
adult
three
three
day
day
meat
meat
window
window
think
think
them
them
all
all
summer camp
summer camp
wake
wake
face
face
make
make
thing
thing
you
you
drank
drank
woods
woods
door
door
stay
stay
the time
the time
town
town
the street
the street
bruise
bruise
what
what
times
times
notes
notes
still
still
wheels
wheels
for
for
calling
calling
drivers
drivers
street
street
the car
the car
supervisor
supervisor
used
used
crucifix
crucifix
side
side
this
this
neat
neat
really
really
fuck off
fuck off
in love
in love
silly
silly
i know
i know
mary
mary
thinking
thinking
sure
sure
screaming
screaming
men
men
cooking
cooking
right
right
guy
guy
nothing
nothing
full
full
well
well
find
find
cage
cage
find a
find a
getting chased
getting chased
room
room
yellow
yellow
eyes
eyes
truck
truck
immediately
immediately
thanks
thanks
tow truck
tow truck
wake me up
wake me up
just
just
closet
closet
then
then
finally
finally
hit
hit
because
because
pots
pots
outside
outside
together
together
eventually
eventually
yellow eyes
yellow eyes
wait
wait
someone
someone
sometimes
sometimes
my mom
my mom
empty
empty
and then
and then
stealing
stealing
went
went
decapitated
decapitated
big cat
big cat
caped
caped
pile
pile
away
away
sitting
sitting
seen
seen
stared
stared
i think
i think
random guy
random guy
wound up
wound up
needed
needed
touching
touching
juvie
juvie
whistling
whistling
locked up
locked up
i got
i got
all night
all night
no thanks
no thanks
circus tent
circus tent
invited
invited
my body
my body
i just
i just
followed
followed
idk
idk
abandoned
abandoned
ever
ever
mug
mug
nobody
nobody
dump
dump
there
there
lavatory
lavatory
through
through
in the woods
in the woods
meeting
 meeting
walk
 walk
no
 no
night
 night
something
 something
see
 see
way
 way
come
 come
know
 know
left
 left
follow
 follow
later
 later
say
 say
instead
 instead
said
 said
year
 year
around
 around
bag
 bag
ear
 ear
wig
 wig
spin
 spin
keys
 keys
tent
 tent
throw
 throw
close
 close
again
 again
ripping
 ripping
my face
 my face
told me
 told me
decided
 decided
onboard
 onboard
gave up
 gave up
be nice
 be nice
the way
 the way
camping
 camping
chewing
 chewing
pay phone
 pay phone
stay away
 stay away
underwear
 underwear
the horror
 the horror
dark alley
 dark alley
some friends
 some friends
homeless man
 homeless man
talk about it
 talk about it
follow me home
 follow me home
my entire life
 my entire life
could have been
 could have been
out
out
over
over
for-three
for-three
hitting
hitting
lake
lake
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
Blocks
Blocks
And
And
You Know
You Know
Body
Body
When
When
A Lot
A Lot
Honestly
Honestly
When I Was
When I Was
That
That
Shoulder
Shoulder
This Shit
This Shit
I Said No
I Said No
Tow
Tow
But
But
Cut
Cut
Where
Where
Circus
Circus
The Door
The Door
Im Awake
Im Awake
Follow Me
Follow Me
This Dude
This Dude
Where To Find
Where To Find
The
The
Sent
Sent
Trade
Trade
Caught
Caught
From
From
Got Caught
Got Caught
On The Way
On The Way
The One
The One
Past
Past
At Night
At Night
The Hell
The Hell
Its
Its
Coffee Mug
Coffee Mug
Told
Told
Andi
Andi
Locked
Locked
Bloody
Bloody
A Little
A Little
Ate
Ate
One Time
One Time
As Fuck
As Fuck
Smashed
Smashed
Amount
Amount
I Had
I Had
Alley
Alley
While
While
Didnt
Didnt
Checked
Checked
Felt
Felt
For Him
For Him
Turned
Turned
Shit Up
Shit Up
In My
In My
Was
Was
With
With
Cause
Cause
Half
Half
Found
Found
Took
Took
In A
In A
Have
Have
Sounds
Sounds
Going
Going
Taking
Taking
But Then
But Then
The Guy
The Guy
Clapped
Clapped
Had
Had
And That
And That
When I
When I
I Was
I Was
Put
Put
Gave
Gave
Put It
Put It
Who Would
Who Would
Got That
Got That
Chased
Chased
Empty Room
Empty Room
Pay
Pay
Keep
Keep
About
About
Lot
Lot
Being
Being
Most
Most
Back Home
Back Home
Held
Held
Old Town
Old Town
Bring
Bring
Waste
Waste
Realized
Realized
One Night
One Night
Getting
Getting
Trail
Trail
Started
Started
Even
Even
His
His
Some
Some
Could
Could
It Was
It Was
Who I
Who I
Sort
Sort
A Day Later
A Day Later
Abandoned House
Abandoned House
And There
And There
Awake At Night
Awake At Night
Be Good
Be Good
But It
But It
But The
But The
But When
But When
Caught Stealing
Caught Stealing
Dark As Fuck
Dark As Fuck
For The
For The
Garbage Bag
Garbage Bag
Girls Underwear
Girls Underwear
He Went
He Went
Him Again
Him Again
I Said That
I Said That
I Said
I Said
I Took A
I Took A
In The
In The
Into
Into
It Was Nothing
It Was Nothing
Its Dark
Its Dark
Know That
Know That
Leads
Leads
Make Sure
Make Sure
Me To
Me To
Men And
Men And
On A
On A
Out Of
Out Of
Pile Of
Pile Of
Really Nice
Really Nice
Gling
Gling
Barring Out
Barring Out
Full Out
Full Out

teaboot The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it's honestly a waste that my entire life isn't constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS teaboot 1 That one time I decided to see what was past the old gate in the woods but when got there it had been smashed in half and there was a decapitated sheep head with no skin just off the trail so instead I just turned around and went home 2 That time some friends and I went camping and we found a pile of bones wrapped in a garbage bag buried under a log but the adult supervisor told us it was nothing so we just put it back and didn't talk about it again 3 The time I was getting chased through the woods at night and I realized wait it's dark as fuck so I just held still until the guy gave up and left The time this dude said he was in love with me and so he was going to cut my head off and dump my body in a lake so l told him to grow the hell up but then he got caught stealing girl's underwear a day later andI never saw him again 5 That one time in college where I was taking a shortcut on my home at night and a car followed me into a dark alley so I stared directly into the driver's side of the window and walked towards it to psych them out 6 The night I was out on a walk and this old guy told me he'd locked his keys in his truck and that he needed someone my size to crawl in through the back window for him so I told him you know that sounds super suspicious right and told him where to find a pay phone for a tow truck instead 7 The one time this random guy on the street said he was in love with me and so he was going to follow me home on my bus so l clapped him on the shoulder and told him that if he got that close to my bus then I was going to throw him under the wheels but then this really nice homeless man from Nigeria told the guy to fuck off and then checked to make sure he didn't follow me onboard 8 That big cat with yellow eyes who I found in a well and brought home who used to put rotting meat in my closet and wake me up by chewing on my face until I put him back outside and never saw him again 9 My one cousin who used to come over for the summer who kept calling me 'piñata and hitting me with sticks until he went back home and was sent to juvie c got caught torturing animals cause he finally 10 The time I got lost on the way to a meeting and wound up at a circus tent instead and got followed by a full-out clown for three vacant street blocks 11 The pet hamster I had when I was seven who would scream all night and eventually es- caped by ripping a bar out of its cage and wig- gling through the hole My mom caught it and put it back but it lved another year and a half until one night the screaming just stopped 12 The time I was whistling in the woods and something started whistling back so I went home 13 That one night at summer camp where a group of girls got together to play 'bloody mary in the lavatory and invited me to come with them so I said no thanks and stayed with the camp councillors and drank soup instead 14 The old abandoned house I just moved into with the door that leads into a big empty room full of dirt and empty cooking pots that I just sort of locked up forever and never gon ear 15 Once when I was at an ihop I saw a coffee mug do a full 360° spin with nobody touching it so I said 'that was neat' and never ate there again 16 The time I took a photo of a big old raven sitting on the crucifix on top of the old town church cause it was the most goth thing l'd ever seen right? But then it swooped down towards me so I apologized immediately for being rude and I felt a little silly for a while but the car that hit me on the way home didn't even leave a bruise so idk be nice to birds teaboot Sorry I know I bring this shit up a lot but sometimes im awake at night and I just keep thinking teaboot I think the secret to survival is to be good to animals stay away from men and say no elsean Source teaboot 205063 notes Teaboots Adventures As That White Girl in Horror Movies Meme

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