Massage, Magic, and Drug: The Benefits Of
 POSSESSION
 Did you know...
 Frequent and even occasional demonic possession
 leaves your body feeling refreshed and relaxed. The
 magic comes from an infernal dose of endorphins. No
 drug works better. A demon may put your flesh
 through all manner of agony, but will leave your meat
 tender and your muscles lax. That's our guarantee.*
 tslike a Thai massage.
 Better than a bubble bath.-
 淘-Demons make my insides tickle."