Af, Blessed, and Emoji: The best surprise passenger you can have
 next to you on a flight
 @DrSmashlove
Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: 🤗. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV, Chief Cheek Inspector, Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader. U feel me? That’s what he doing. Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents 🤗. But Lil Smashington has competition, bruv. Major competition. Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yard’s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ain’t just opening and peeking, bruv. Unc is inspecting every fold 🧐. Every skretch mark 🧐. Every lil cellulite dot 🧐. If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal; A Chronicle of Uncle Worthy’s Travels and Conquests, in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom 🧐. Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like “yum, sweet as sugar cane 😍.” Nah. Hells nah. Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity: “Seventh of December, Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary. Name: Stephanie Smith. Age: approximately two score and three. Height: roughly one and one half oak barrels. Slender with supple bosom, posterior, ample hips, delightful countenance. Hair of auburn. Flavor notes: molasses; sugarplum; purée of mango; heavy whipping cream.” U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research, replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani 🐗. Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint. A spirit animal. Me, in emoji form. A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity. Monocle Emoji, in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world, u bring hope and inspiration to the masses 🧐. Unc...U da real MVP 🧐🧐🧐😂😂😂

Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: 🤗. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV, Chief Cheek Inspector, Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader. U feel me? That’s what he doing. Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents 🤗. But Lil Smashington has competition, bruv. Major competition. Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yard’s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ain’t just opening and peeking, bruv. Unc is inspecting every fold 🧐. Every skretch mark 🧐. Every lil cellulite dot 🧐. If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal; A Chronicle of Uncle Worthy’s Travels and Conquests, in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom 🧐. Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like “yum, sweet as sugar cane 😍.” Nah. Hells nah. Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity: “Seventh of December, Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary. Name: Stephanie Smith. Age: approximately two score and three. Height: roughly one and one half oak barrels. Slender with supple bosom, posterior, ample hips, delightful countenance. Hair of auburn. Flavor notes: molasses; sugarplum; purée of mango; heavy whipping cream.” U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research, replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani 🐗. Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint. A spirit animal. Me, in emoji form. A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity. Monocle Emoji, in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world, u bring hope and inspiration to the masses 🧐. Unc...U da real MVP 🧐🧐🧐😂😂😂

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AF
blessed
blessed
Emoji
Emoji
memes
memes
Notebook
Notebook
True
True
Animal
Animal
Auburn
Auburn
Best
Best
Birds
Birds
Cardinals
Cardinals
Flight
Flight
Hair
Hair
Mango
Mango
Quill
Quill
Record
Record
Scotland
Scotland
Spirit
Spirit
Sugar
Sugar
Wild
Wild
World
World
Hope
Hope
Inspiration
Inspiration
Pain
Pain
Suffering
Suffering
Single
Single
James Worthy
James Worthy
🤖
🤖
unc
unc
robin
robin
red
red
jazz
jazz
seventeen
seventeen
cream
cream
slender
slender
passenger
passenger
next
next
journal
journal
spirit animal
spirit animal
chronicle
chronicle
nani
nani
ham
ham
him
him
can
can
james
james
dot
dot
patron
patron
one
one
major
major
molasses
molasses
mvp
mvp
basic
basic
gon
gon
name
name
aka
aka
breasts
breasts
oak
oak
three
three
score
score
names
names
saint
saint
them
them
all
all
maestro
maestro
the world
the world
scotland yard
scotland yard
cellulite
cellulite
you
you
yard
yard
call
call
real
real
fetch
fetch
now
now
december
december
monocle
monocle
son
son
birth
birth
what
what
south
south
notes
notes
for
for
records
records
lil
lil
cane
cane
complexity
complexity
travels
travels
nah
nah
bosom
bosom
used
used
scientific
scientific
gentlemen
gentlemen
this
this
the best
the best
jazz hands
jazz hands
get
get
sweet
sweet
mary
mary
surprise
surprise
like
like
feel
feel
female
female
well
well
such
such
just
just
then
then
because
because
and then
and then
in the bedroom
in the bedroom
patiently
patiently
as well
as well
peeking
peeking
mark
mark
countenance
countenance
uncle
uncle
ample
ample
cheeks
cheeks
efficient
efficient
hips
hips
pockets
pockets
happen
happen
posterity
posterity
supple
supple
delightful
delightful
ink
 ink
see
 see
hands
 hands
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 year
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 much
years
 years
so much
 so much
two
 two
pen
 pen
fold
 fold
bird
 bird
field
 field
heavy
 heavy
cheek
 cheek
barrels
 barrels
jameson
 jameson
admiring
 admiring
whipping
 whipping
watching
 watching
difficult
 difficult
inspector
 inspector
competition
 competition
my favorite
 my favorite
worthington
 worthington
ladies and gentlemen
 ladies and gentlemen
pain-and-suffering
pain-and-suffering
ladies
ladies
stephanie
stephanie
Grown
Grown
Inspecting
Inspecting
Real Mvp
Real Mvp
Favorite
Favorite
Opening
Opening
Smith
Smith
Johnny
Johnny
And
And
Height
Height
Age
Age
That
That
But
But
Get In
Get In
Research
Research
U Da Real Mvp
U Da Real Mvp
Taste
Taste
The
The
I Have A
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Its
Its
Every
Every
Take
Take
Many
Many
Bedroom
Bedroom
Bruv
Bruv
Da Real Mvp
Da Real Mvp
Go Ham
Go Ham
A Spirit Animal
A Spirit Animal
And One
And One
Sit
Sit
While
While
After
After
Such As
Such As
With
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Half
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Have
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Form
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Approximately
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Which
Chief
Chief
Has
Has
Annotate
Annotate
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Posterior
Most
Most
Hells
Hells
Interior
Interior
The Female
The Female
Bosomed
Bosomed
Posteriority
Posteriority
Posteriorly
Posteriorly
Slenderize
Slenderize
Sugar Cane
Sugar Cane
A
A
If You
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Its Not
Its Not
Have
Have
Blend
Blend
Let
Let
Was
Was
Thats
Thats
No Matter What
No Matter What
I Had
I Had

The best surprise passenger you can have next to you on a flight @DrSmashlove Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji 🤗 He go by many names Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV Chief Cheek Inspector Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader U feel me? That’s what he doing Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents 🤗 But Lil Smashington has competition bruv Major competition Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yard’s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ain’t just opening and peeking bruv Unc is inspecting every fold 🧐 Every skretch mark 🧐 Every lil cellulite dot 🧐 If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal A Chronicle of Uncle Worthy’s Travels and Conquests in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom 🧐 Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like “yum sweet as sugar cane 😍” Nah Hells nah Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity “Seventh of December Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary Name Stephanie Smith Age approximately two score and three Height roughly one and one half oak barrels Slender with supple bosom posterior ample hips delightful countenance Hair of auburn Flavor notes molasses sugarplum purée of mango heavy whipping cream” U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani 🐗 Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint A spirit animal Me in emoji form A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity Monocle Emoji in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world u bring hope and inspiration to the masses 🧐 UncU da real MVP 🧐🧐🧐😂😂😂 Meme

found @ 10661 likes ON 2017-12-08 18:51:44 BY ME.ME

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