The Chad Byzantine The Virgin Segmentata Legionnaire Classy spangenhelm with plume to attract enemies and ladies fluid and flexible shieldwal wears stupid looking helmet hand always grab plumbatae to rain on barb ridiculous neck plate cos he's fragile wears manly beard showing his masculinity avoids eye contact cos he speaks only Latin slow and tight testudo neck mail because he's confident and alpha no sense of fashion despite conquering all back slouched cos he know he only fight naked dudes long spatha imitating his biggus dickus ure segmentata to compensate his skinny torso ands always waving spatha to prepare for constant attacks from Germans Slavs Persians ArabsTurks Latinsetc wear manica cos he's scared of aked bois from Dacia Big shield to hide insecurities Skinny since he went to war only once because of Pax Romana wears boots to kick some persian ass short gladius sigalfies his dic wears fabulous pants and tunic use why not? doesn't know how to ride knows how to mount horse and ladies doesn't have pants I dunno who sent this in so gonna credit Roman SPQRposting anyway lol Meme

ass
ass

ass

Beard
Beard

Beard

Fashion
Fashion

Fashion

lol
lol

lol

Skinny
Skinny

Skinny

Virgin
Virgin

Virgin

Boots
Boots

Boots

Horse
Horse

Horse

How To
How To

How To

Mail
Mail

Mail

Naked
Naked

Naked

Rain
Rain

Rain

Persian
Persian

Persian

Dacia
Dacia

Dacia

Roman
Roman

Roman

Rough Roman
Rough Roman

Rough Roman

Enemies
Enemies

Enemies

Fight
Fight

Fight

Back
Back

Back

how
how

how

shield
shield

shield

eye
eye

eye

looking
looking

looking

latin
latin

latin

once
once

once

war
war

war

pax
pax

pax

who
who

who

alpha
alpha

alpha

big
big

big

chad
chad

chad

fabulous
fabulous

fabulous

cos
cos

cos

dic
dic

dic

kick
kick

kick

hide
hide

hide

etc
etc

etc

helmet
helmet

helmet

why
why

why

all
all

all

gladius
gladius

gladius

for
for

for

legionnaire
legionnaire

legionnaire

romana
romana

romana

use
use

use

torso
torso

torso

this
this

this

why not
why not

why not

scared
scared

scared

i dunno
i dunno

i dunno

manly
manly

manly

always
always

always

eye contact
eye contact

eye contact

ridiculous
ridiculous

ridiculous

confident
confident

confident

hand
hand

hand

because
because

because

testudo
testudo

testudo

slow
slow

slow

hes
hes

hes

went
went

went

masculinity
masculinity

masculinity

gonna
gonna

gonna

germans
germans

germans

slavs
slavs

slavs

stupid
stupid

stupid

constant
constant

constant

tight
tight

tight

classy
classy

classy

neck
neck

neck

grab
grab

grab

waving
 waving

waving

no
 no

no

know
 know

know

anyway
 anyway

anyway

barb
 barb

barb

wear
 wear

wear

short
 short

short

pants
 pants

pants

contact
 contact

contact

ride
ride

ride

ladies
ladies

ladies

no-sense
no-sense

no-sense

None
None

None

And
And

And

Dunno
Dunno

Dunno

Prepare
Prepare

Prepare

Credit
Credit

Credit

Not
Not

Not

Flexible
Flexible

Flexible

Byzantine
Byzantine

Byzantine

The
The

The

Long
Long

Long

Sent
Sent

Sent

From
From

From

Fragile
Fragile

Fragile

Plume
Plume

Plume

The Virgin
The Virgin

The Virgin

Biggus Dickus
Biggus Dickus

Biggus Dickus

Imitating
Imitating

Imitating

Dudes
Dudes

Dudes

Attract
Attract

Attract

Plate
Plate

Plate

With
With

With

Have
Have

Have

Sense
Sense

Sense

The Chad
The Chad

The Chad

Only
Only

Only

Since
Since

Since

Tunic
Tunic

Tunic

Insecurities
Insecurities

Insecurities

Conquering
Conquering

Conquering

Knows
Knows

Knows

His
His

His

Some
Some

Some

Arabs
Arabs

Arabs

Fluid
Fluid

Fluid

Naked Dudes
Naked Dudes

Naked Dudes

Ure
Ure

Ure

Bois
Bois

Bois

He Went
He Went

He Went

Knows How To
Knows How To

Knows How To

Manly Beard
Manly Beard

Manly Beard

found @ 314 likes ON 2018-06-22 23:22:26 BY me.me

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