The CHAD CONAGHER the Virgin Leon Wears His Hardhat Backwards Doesn't Give a Fuck Arsenal Includes a Shotgun With Functionally Infinite Ammo and a Space-Age Laser Rifle as Well as an Automated Sentry Turret Edgy Emo Haircut Only Impressive Weapon Is a Shitty Rocket Launcher Taunts His Enemies and Rehearses Cringey as Fuck One-Liners in His Head Makes Up Lines on the Spot Cuts Off His Own Hand for a Robotic Replacement Has More Health as a Result Almost Dies When in the Radius of a Single Small Explosion Even With Bulletproof Vest Is Unable to Talk Like a Down-To-Earth and Can Relate to Normal Person Humiliates Foes by Bashing Their Heads in With a Mighty Wrench Melees People Using a Two Inch Long Knife the Working Man Despite Having 11 Hard Science PHDS Comes to Battle Wielding a Shotgun Pistol His Sentry Gun and Buys Weapons From No One Only Comes Prepared With a Single Pistol Must Buy More From a Salesman No Cosmetics Can Wear an Enormous Assortment of Hats and Cosmetics Some of Them Perpetually on Fire or Shooting Bolts of Electricity the Virgin Leon vs the Chad Conagher