Cookies, Dad, and Sorry: The first time I heard an adult say the f word
 was when I was in fourth grade and we were
 doing some project that involved us baking
 cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms.
 Lindsey, who was real sweet, was
 demonstrating for everybody and she asked if
 anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really
 didn't know how to crack an egg, but I'm a go
 getter, so I raised my hand and she called on
 me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that
 point but l'd seen my dad crack eggs hundreds
 of times so l figured, ya know, it can't be
 thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no
 sense of how softly you're supposed to tap arn
 egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the deslk
 and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction
 and my teacher said "what the fuck, Dion?"
Sorry y’all I forgot to post today oops

Sorry y’all I forgot to post today oops

Cookies
Cookies

Cookies

Dad
Dad

Dad

Sorry
Sorry

Sorry

Teacher
Teacher

Teacher

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Fuck

Fuck

How To
How To

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Time

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Today

Today

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Word

Word

Girl Memes
Girl Memes

Girl Memes

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Baking

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how

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feet

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class

class

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who

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project

project

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dion

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raw

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adult

adult

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slam

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real

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post

post

what
what

what

times
times

times

oops
oops

oops

for
for

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arn
arn

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really

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sweet
sweet

sweet

youre
youre

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egg
egg

egg

hand
hand

hand

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just

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together
together

together

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what the

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seen

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the fuck

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 no

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 called

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 hard

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 know

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 say

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 said

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 ten

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 eggs

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 grade

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 lindsey

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 trouble

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 the egg

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my teacher
 my teacher

my teacher

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 what the fuck

what the fuck

the first time
 the first time

the first time

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And
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The F Word

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Direction

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Everybody
Everybody

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I Heard

I Heard

Splatter
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Splatter

Supposed To
Supposed To

Supposed To

Baking Cookies
Baking Cookies

Baking Cookies

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But I

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Cant Be

Demonstrating
Demonstrating

Demonstrating

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Didnt Know

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Grab The

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I Have No

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In Trouble
In Trouble

In Trouble

My Dad
My Dad

My Dad

My Hand
My Hand

My Hand

Raised
Raised

Raised

The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class My teacher Ms Lindsey who was real sweet was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg and I really didn't know how to crack an egg but I'm a go getter so I raised my hand and she called on me I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but l'd seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so l figured ya know it can't be thaaaat hard So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you're supposed to tap arn egg to crack it so I just slam it against the deslk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said what the fuck Dion? Sorry y’all I forgot to post today oops Meme

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