The Independent Bad Sex Award is 'idiotic' says angry author nominated for scene where food critic sucks brie off wet nurse's nipple httpindpnMMG68T garrettauthor raedmagdon thefingerfuckingfemalefury brookietf thefingerfuckingfemalefury androxibot an-old-school-butch eazzy–pink curseworm saxifraga-x-urbium lord-kitschener That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho i dont want to live anymore Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife… I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me LMAO S I N IF I HAVE TO SEEE THIS HORROR SO DO YOU DON’T NOBODY EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SMUT AGAIN I guess we’re all spreading the fucking misery today Meme

found @ 26 likes ON 2018-12-24 08:06:23 BY ME.ME

source: tumblr

Bad
Bad

Bad

Crime
Crime

Crime

Food
Food

Food

Fucking
Fucking

Fucking

LMAO
LMAO

LMAO

Phone
Phone

Phone

Pussy
Pussy

Pussy

School
School

School

Sex
Sex

Sex

sexy
sexy

sexy

Sorry
Sorry

Sorry

tumblr
tumblr

tumblr

Blog
Blog

Blog

Guess
Guess

Guess

Http
Http

Http

Live
Live

Live

Pink
Pink

Pink

Today
Today

Today

Wild
Wild

Wild

Wife
Wife

Wife

Angry
Angry

Angry

Old
Old

Old

Old School
Old School

Old School

media
media

media

her
her

her

horror
horror

horror

com
com

com

misery
misery

misery

data
data

data

class
class

class

tobacco
tobacco

tobacco

img
img

img

down
down

down

wet
wet

wet

lord
lord

lord

png
png

png

the independent
the independent

the independent

man
man

man

adventure
adventure

adventure

don
don

don

think
think

think

all
all

all

you
you

you

src
src

src

scene
scene

scene

brie
brie

brie

erotic
erotic

erotic

post
post

post

what
what

what

for
for

for

anchovies
anchovies

anchovies

this man
this man

this man

href
href

href

straight
straight

straight

awards
awards

awards

this
this

this

the room
the room

the room

calm down
calm down

calm down

like
like

like

men
men

men

feel
feel

feel

this is
this is

this is

do you
do you

do you

calm
calm

calm

full
full

full

room
room

room

style
style

style

smut
smut

smut

then
then

then

complain
complain

complain

tmblr
tmblr

tmblr

sucks
sucks

sucks

i guess
i guess

i guess

ever
ever

ever

nobody
nobody

nobody

my phone
my phone

my phone

butch
butch

butch

suffer
suffer

suffer

critic
critic

critic

orig
orig

orig

monstrous
monstrous

monstrous

spreading
 spreading

spreading

so so
 so so

so so

walk
 walk

walk

see
 see

see

want
 want

want

tho
 tho

tho

anymore
 anymore

anymore

around
 around

around

dont
 dont

dont

prize
 prize

prize

again
 again

again

award
 award

award

married
 married

married

bad sex
 bad sex

bad sex

tumblr blog
 tumblr blog

tumblr blog

food critic
 food critic

food critic

None
None

None

None
None

None

And
And

And

Height
Height

Height

I Dont Want To
I Dont Want To

I Dont Want To

Author
Author

Author

So Sorry
So Sorry

So Sorry

Nipple
Nipple

Nipple

That
That

That

Finish
Finish

Finish

Nurses
Nurses

Nurses

I Had To
I Had To

I Had To

Where
Where

Where

Butthole
Butthole

Butthole

Independent
Independent

Independent

The
The

The

From
From

From

Literary
Literary

Literary

I Have
I Have

I Have

I Dont Want To Live
I Dont Want To Live

I Dont Want To Live

I Had
I Had

I Had

Start
Start

Start

Dont Want To
Dont Want To

Dont Want To

Had To
Had To

Had To

I Dont
I Dont

I Dont

Was
Was

Was

With
With

With

Are
Are

Are

Have
Have

Have

Figure
Figure

Figure

Pink Tumblr
Pink Tumblr

Pink Tumblr

Had
Had

Had

Width
Width

Width

Put
Put

Put

I Feel
I Feel

I Feel

I Dont Want To Live Anymore
I Dont Want To Live Anymore

I Dont Want To Live Anymore

Img Src
Img Src

Img Src

A Href
A Href

A Href

Https
Https

Https

About
About

About

Tumblr Com
Tumblr Com

Tumblr Com

Ind
Ind

Ind

Inline
Inline

Inline

I Dont Want
I Dont Want

I Dont Want

Favourite
Favourite

Favourite

Says
Says

Says

His
His

His

Idiotic
Idiotic

Idiotic

A Wild
A Wild

A Wild

Dont Want
Dont Want

Dont Want

Headline
Headline

Headline

If I Have To
If I Have To

If I Have To

If I
If I

If I

Put Down
Put Down

Put Down