THE ONION EDITION 10c FINEST AMERICAN NEWS SOURCE MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON NEIL ARMSTRONG'S HISTORIC FIRST WORDS ON MOON HOLY LIVING FUCK' THE MOON Jesus fucking down in the moon's low gravity The distant lonely mysterious colleague on the lunar surface satellite that has tascinated Hl yeah Hell yeah an mankind since the dawn of time ecstatie Aldrin said pumping astronauts Neil Armstrong and lt's like I told you on the way down on the Sea of Tranquty his shipmate Remember?I told in the lunar module Eagle andyou this was going to be fucking Chris Houston We're on the spent two hours engaged in bove Neil Armstrong on the surface of the fucking moon chological preparations for the to the capsule Their intense 18 un-fucking-believableness f month NASA training period- the next phase of the operation the primary unction of which earthlings watched on televi- credible nature of their mis- ed the tour steps leading out of at one point Armstrong had to the module pause and tooksit down and take several deep one small but epoch-making breaths just so I dont fueking HOUSTONRoer Tranquility 250000 miles away abso-seientists at press time still fucking-lutely am standing oncouldnot eve begin to fucking TRANQUILITY t wasa smooth The Earth as seen Ho y Jesus the sur ace of the moon rom the surfaceof the fuckingmoon conceive I am talking to you from the The astronauts also planted an goddamned fueking moon JesusAmerican flag in the ground H Christ in a chicken basketongside a plaque reading in Holy mother of tuck the first part This plaque placed here Christ's sake the moon Over HOUSTON You're clear Tran- pause HOUSTON Roger that You're quility Proceed Over clear for T1 walkingon lhe TRANQUILITY Can see the Meme

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