The Tortoise The Fox One day while out on a walk a Tortoise happened upon a hungry fox looking out across a pond Hello Fox! the Tortoise said I know you are hungry but please do not try to hurt me If you do I can simply hide inside my shell and you will never get in' That is true your shell is very strong said the fox But can you hide from how ugly you look right now? You are so ugly man it's just disgusting You smelly old wrinkly raisin I'm tired of looking at you The turtle was not prepared for this absolutely savage roast He got clowned on for real He really does look like a raisin too We’re going out of town today and we were supposed to leave at 10 so I set my alarm for like 9 and I don’t even remember getting up and turning my alarm off but come 1000 my mom comes into my room saying it’s time to go and I haven’t even gotten out of bed like what I’ve literally never slept through my alarm before and in the hour you guys were getting ready nobody thought ‘hey I haven’t seen Colin once maybe I should see if he’s up’ I just ?? What?? Meme

found @ 9968 likes ON 2019-01-22 08:39:59 BY ME.ME

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