The Virgin Eurasian Foolishly obsessed with gold and silver Needs concrete to build anything bigger than a hut The Chad Inca More silver than he knows what to do with Worships a God he's never even seen if he's even a theist at all Worships the sun who is also his father Basks in the glory of combat unhindered by armor Cowardly hides behind steel armor Remembers evervthing instead of writing it down just as Inti intended Fervent believer in the ayllu allowing the most succesful state-planned economy of all time Uses written language Establishes cradles of civilization around rivers Suffers from smallpox polico yellow fever and the plague Undernourised because of inferior Old World rescource distribution Planned economies still fail even hundreds of years later Rips his enemies' still beating hearts from their chests with his bare hands Literally just cuts stones and puts them on top of each other until he has a castle Takes centuries to establish empires Has never even heard of smallpox Has warehouses full of grain and cloth that he doesn't even need Builds civilization in the second highest mountain range on Earth doesn't even care Can't fight without steel or iron Legs weak from reliance on horses for transportation Has no need to enslave helpless animals just walks everywhere Goes from obscure city-state to one of the greatest empires ever in the span of a single lifetime Builds flat roads on level ground Acustomed to flat ground is unable to go uphill Builds stairs through mountains cannot be contained by the Andes The Virgin Eurasian vs The Chad Inca Meme

Animals
Animals

Animals

FAIL
FAIL

FAIL

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God

God

Horses
Horses

Horses

Virgin
Virgin

Virgin

Earth
Earth

Earth

Hearts
Hearts

Hearts

History
History

History

Lifetime
Lifetime

Lifetime

Silver
Silver

Silver

Time
Time

Time

World
World

World

Old
Old

Old

Enemies
Enemies

Enemies

Never
Never

Never

Fight
Fight

Fight

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Single

Single

castle
castle

castle

civilization
civilization

civilization

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sun

sun

the sun
the sun

the sun

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gold

gold

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steel

steel

iron
iron

iron

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fever

fever

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who

who

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plague

plague

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concrete

concrete

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chad

chad

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glory

glory

language
language

language

yellow fever
yellow fever

yellow fever

top
top

top

smallpox
smallpox

smallpox

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one

one

reliance
reliance

reliance

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down

down

armor
armor

armor

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inca

inca

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city

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the plague

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all

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economy

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level

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empires

empires

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range

range

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build

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andes

andes

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stones

stones

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distribution

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more

more

everywhere
everywhere

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greatest

greatest

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bare

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 no

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 care

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 years

years

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 rips

rips

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legs
 legs

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cloth
 cloth

cloth

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 beating

beating

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 writing

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mountain
 mountain

mountain

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The Greatest

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Roads

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What To Do
What To Do

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Needs

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Cannot

Cannot

Transportation
Transportation

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Remembers
Remembers

Remembers

The Virgin
The Virgin

The Virgin

Without
Without

Without

Mountains
Mountains

Mountains

Bigger
Bigger

Bigger

Behind
Behind

Behind

With
With

With

Takes
Takes

Takes

Grain
Grain

Grain

The Chad
The Chad

The Chad

Who Is
Who Is

Who Is

Goes
Goes

Goes

Also
Also

Also

Centuries
Centuries

Centuries

Has
Has

Has

Most
Most

Most

The Andes
The Andes

The Andes

Second
Second

Second

Than
Than

Than

Even
Even

Even

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Knows

Knows

His
His

His

All Time
All Time

All Time

Planned
Planned

Planned

Uphill
Uphill

Uphill

A Theist
A Theist

A Theist

Enslave
Enslave

Enslave

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