The Virgin 'Fall' Impact With the Ground Will Shatter His Hymen - He'll Boast Later That Will Stay Silent for the Whole Time So He Doesn't Lost His Footing Because of Weak Legs and Skinny Fat Physiue Which Lends Most of His Bodyweight to the Upper Body Attract Any Attention to Himself Day to His LoL Friends That He Lost Virginity Will Inevitablely Think About This Embarrassing Incident at Night His Back Erectors Will Become Flaccid Out of Even Other Virgins Will Laugh at His Clumsiness Cowardice Uses His Hands to Break His Fall Like a Pussy Creates Aerodynamic Shape With His Body as to Get It Over With Quickly Neck Will Stay Completely Straight Prompty Chad and His Friend to Beat Him Violently After His Fall for Not Supporting the LGBT Community Causing Paralysis Will Probably Suffer Paralysis and Have to Be Cared for by a Goverment Nurse Because He Has No Loved Ones in His Life the Chad 'Tumble' Will Fall in a Perfect Fibonacci Pattern Flails Arms Around Violently to Knock Over as Many People as Possible Falling Is a Social Event for Chad Will Immediately Forget What Happened Because He Will Disassociate During the Fall Impact With the Ground Will Create Remors That Shatter the Hymens of Any Virgin Female in a 5km Radius CRUNCH! Will Land on His Rockhard Bulge Absorbing the en Ergy From the Fall Into His Groin to Use When Fucking Stacy at a Later Date Will Suffer Major Brain Damage but Only to the Pussy Sections of the Brain That Stimulate Emotion Will Moan Loudly Enough to Be Detected on Foreign Naval Systems in Order to Let as Many People Know His Status Only Fell Because He Was Returning From His High Intensity Leg Day at the Gym Neck Will Bend Danger- Ously All Over the Place to Show His Support for the LGBT Community This Pride Month Inspired by the OG VvC Memes - The Virgin Fall vs the Chad Tumble