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THE VIRGIN MATHEMATICIAN THE CHAD STATISTICIAN Lonely because no one wants to collaborate with someone that researches homophobic algebraic structures that have no real world applications Can work in industry with a Masters degree 90k starting or PhD 100k starting Always in demand for collaboration in biology bioinformatics psychology medicine informatics business analystics marketing just to name a few Needs a PhD to work as an adjunt for less pay than a graduate student teaching assistant Gets grants from NSF NIH and many other agencies easily Publishes in the top journals in Wears same clothes as wore as a grad student because too poor to afford new clothes other fields and in statistics Has meth mouth due to amphetamine addiction while consuming copious amounts of coffee Will never publish in PNAS Nature or Science only in the Journal of the Autistic Mathematical Society Is not a wage slave adjunt because there is a strong demand for both his knowledge and skills in various industries Expert UNIX skills Can afford to wear nicer clothes due to high salary Only industry job available is Sandwich Artist at Subway Has the sexiest job in the world and sexiest lady as his wife Refers to everyone more successful than him by any metric a brainlet Works out and can afford to eat right and take care of health due to employers great benefits package Writes code in various languages Python R SAS CC++ FORTRAN Matlab and is proficient in SQL Can't write code and barely knows how to use a computer Has Autism Always flies first class Can date pretty much any woman he wants Men beg him to sleep with their wife Knows many different areas of mathematics and uses them on a daily basis so he never forgets what he learned Can only date nonpassable traps due to poor life choices Uses food stamps Travels via Greyhound bus The Virgin Mathematician vs the Chad Statistician Meme

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