the virgin moped The Chad Mountain Bike -has never heard of traffic laws the rider uses his judgement to set his own traffic laws -needs gas -has never heard of -you look hilarious on it if you're a speed limit too fat -ridden by teenagers drug dealers or people with suspended license -is capable of tricks but not as many as the -EXERCISE -has a governer to limit its speed Thad BMX or Lad Trials Bike due to DUI -infinite gasoline dependent endurance -minimum maintenance usually just a squirt of WD-40 on the chain on riders -always breaking down needs constant -needs registration maintenance -reliable AF never breaks down cause there's no -can cut through peoples yards sidewalks anywhere -has to obey engine traffic laws Virgin Moped vs Chad Mountain Bike Meme

found ON 2019-08-13 17:12:11 BY ME.ME

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