themetaisawesome: tsunasty: deafonyourleft: totallytrailbreaker: skellydun: rip santa. Working in Retail in under 3 minutes i had to watch this like 5 times because of no captions but lmao if someone makes a transcript for this it would be bomb transcript:“So we have these Santas at work, right, okay? We have black and we have white Santas. And they’re like creepy, five-foot tall, lifelike animatronic… like, Santas that hold plates of cookies and milk, and they kinda look like they could wake up and come to life and murder you in your sleep– and they don’t include batteries, but we have these Santas. Like nothing screams ‘festive holiday cheer’ like a big, hulking Santa. Um. Nothin’ will jingle your jangles more.So, um, this woman comes in and she’s like, “Do you have these?” and I’m like, “Oh my god, yeah!” So a couple weeks ago we sold out of our white Santas, and we are down to like, three black Santas. And so, I take her to the aisle, I show her the Santas, and the first thing out of her mouth is, “I’m not racist, but…” and I’m like, well, I can’t– I’m not in the position to decide if you are or not, but if like– if I could use context clues and infer, uh, I would say maybe that you might be. And three, we’re talking about Santa. Like– (stuttering) did we switch subjects?And so, um, I’m in like, I– the next thing that pops out of her mouth is like, “This is not right.” and I’m like, okay, I’m sorry, but this is what the picture was. And she’s like, “No. Santa is white.” And I’m like, oh no, okay. Okay. So I’m in– I’m about to tell her, I’m like, mid-sentence, like, “I’m sorry, do you want me to go call another store, do you need me to, like, write you a raincheck just in case we we get any more.” And she’s like, “This is wrong, I want them taken down.” She interrupts me, says that, and I’m like, (pause). I like, look around, and I’m like, is she talking to me? Is this, like, my own, like, personal hell? But like, of course it is.So, um, I’m like, “I can’t take these Santas down.” And she’s like, “Why not?!” And I’m like, “You either have to buy them, or take them down yourself.” And that was like, the stupidest thing I could have ever said, because– (sighs) she takes this bag, with like, Jesus’s face, like, slammed right in the middle as a design– it’s big– she takes it off her shoulder, and starts beating these black Santas! She starts beating these Santas down, they were like, falling down… and I’m like, oh my god! What– what is happening?So like, I step in the middle of her and these Santas and I’m like, “Ma’am, ma’am, you need to leave, you need to stop, or I’m going to have to call someone.” So she like, stops, and she’s like, beet red, and like, huffin’ and puffin’, and she like, looks at me and I can tell she’s just trying to get like, a one-liner in, and she’s like, “The Santa I know is white.” And then she walks away. And I’m like, well– I’m processing what’s happening, while also thinking, like, the Santa you know? Santa’s not real. So unless you’re using an ouija board to contact good old Kris Kringle, um, from like, B.C. or whenever, I’m like, that’s pretty impressive, but how ya doin’ that. And, um, I– the last thought that ran through my mind is that, I’m like, I would hate to be in the room with her when she finds out that Jesus is not white.” ‘‘Tis the season

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themetaisawesome tsunasty deafonyourleft totallytrailbreaker skellydun rip santa Working in Retail in under 3 minutes i had to watch this like 5 times because of no captions but lmao if someone makes a transcript for this it would be bomb transcript“So we have these Santas at work right okay? We have black and we have white Santas And they’re like creepy five-foot tall lifelike animatronic… like Santas that hold plates of cookies and milk and they kinda look like they could wake up and come to life and murder you in your sleep– and they don’t include batteries but we have these Santas Like nothing screams ‘festive holiday cheer’ like a big hulking Santa Um Nothin’ will jingle your jangles moreSo um this woman comes in and she’s like “Do you have these?” and I’m like “Oh my god yeah!” So a couple weeks ago we sold out of our white Santas and we are down to like three black Santas And so I take her to the aisle I show her the Santas and the first thing out of her mouth is “I’m not racist but…” and I’m like well I can’t– I’m not in the position to decide if you are or not but if like– if I could use context clues and infer uh I would say maybe that you might be And three we’re talking about Santa Like– stuttering did we switch subjects?And so um I’m in like I– the next thing that pops out of her mouth is like “This is not right” and I’m like okay I’m sorry but this is what the picture was And she’s like “No Santa is white” And I’m like oh no okay Okay So I’m in– I’m about to tell her I’m like mid-sentence like “I’m sorry do you want me to go call another store do you need me to like write you a raincheck just in case we we get any more” And she’s like “This is wrong I want them taken down” She interrupts me says that and I’m like pause I like look around and I’m like is she talking to me? Is this like my own like personal hell? But like of course it isSo um I’m like “I can’t take these Santas down” And she’s like “Why not?!” And I’m like “You either have to buy them or take them down yourself” And that was like the stupidest thing I could have ever said because– sighs she takes this bag with like Jesus’s face like slammed right in the middle as a design– it’s big– she takes it off her shoulder and starts beating these black Santas! She starts beating these Santas down they were like falling down… and I’m like oh my god! What– what is happening?So like I step in the middle of her and these Santas and I’m like “Ma’am ma’am you need to leave you need to stop or I’m going to have to call someone” So she like stops and she’s like beet red and like huffin’ and puffin’ and she like looks at me and I can tell she’s just trying to get like a one-liner in and she’s like “The Santa I know is white” And then she walks away And I’m like well– I’m processing what’s happening while also thinking like the Santa you know? Santa’s not real So unless you’re using an ouija board to contact good old Kris Kringle um from like BC or whenever I’m like that’s pretty impressive but how ya doin’ that And um I– the last thought that ran through my mind is that I’m like I would hate to be in the room with her when she finds out that Jesus is not white” ‘‘Tis the season Meme

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