Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious Here goes So my roommate Dale has a gf who does not live with us but she's here all the time So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed scandalous I know and she saw it and I'm pretty sure that's the first time she's seen us be affectionate that's nelther here nor there So today she tells Dalc shc's uncomfortablc here and wants him to move out bccausc she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something she doosn't like living with losbians causc it's not normal so now I'm pissod Then Dale goes well you don't live here so it shouldn't be a problem just stop coming over things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her but she won't leave our houseshe locked herself in Dales room So Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes call every lesbian you know we're smokirng this bitch out! Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape And that's the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room Holy shit Meme

found ON 2018-10-14 17:37:06 BY ME.ME

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