Ass, Doctor, and Funny: THIS IS A NO POOP SPLATTER ZONE!
 IF YOUR DIRTY ASS IS RESPONSIBLE FOR
 THAT BROWN SPLATTER ON THE BACK OF
 THIS TOILET FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS
 PLEASE DO ONE OR ALL OF FOLLOWING:
 1. Find another place to take a poop.
 If you call that pooping, it's more like
 spackling)
 2. Go see a doctor
 (You have some issues back there. A total colon
 clcanse may be the ticket for you.)
 3. Pull your knees back towards your chest.
 (This will point your poop shower down into the
 bowl.)
 4.Adjust you diet.
 (Fewer beans and more veggies. Mix in some fiber
 as well.)
 5. Turn your lazy ass around and wipe the seat
 before you leave.
 (Like that old guy in the Karate Kid said "wax on
 wax off.")
 * Please do not remove this protective sheet. I
 don't think you need any explanation on this one.
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THIS IS A NO POOP SPLATTER ZONE! IF YOUR DIRTY ASS IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT BROWN SPLATTER ON THE BACK OF THIS TOILET FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS PLEASE DO ONE OR ALL OF FOLLOWING 1 Find another place to take a poop If you call that pooping it's more like spackling 2 Go see a doctor You have some issues back there A total colon clcanse may be the ticket for you 3 Pull your knees back towards your chest This will point your poop shower down into the bowl 4Adjust you diet Fewer beans and more veggies Mix in some fiber as well 5 Turn your lazy ass around and wipe the seat before you leave Like that old guy in the Karate Kid said wax on wax off * Please do not remove this protective sheet I don't think you need any explanation on this one Meme

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