Bad, Barber, and Barbie: This is how she looks every time we're
 cooking and not giving her anything
So I’m at a holiday party right. Next to me is a woman 43 years old fam she didn’t look older than 25. Drop dead gorgeous. And here’s this cosmetic surgeon saying he finnta do a procedure that eliminate these tiny a$$ wrinkles under he eyes and she was being polite but really wasn’t interested and bro I wanted to clock this ugly hair implant MF 😂. Like how u gon tell a woman at a party u gon upgrade her! Fam! She already a dime! Heck u gon upgrade?! Another lil homegirl of mine she just plain Barbie - put her lil a$$ in a pair of shorts and a corvette with Ken with the PP missin and bam, Barbie. She go to a ‘cosmetic dentist’ this MF said she has buck teeth. Lemme tell u...this cosmetic industry satanic 😂. They really lying to u women. Will a barber ever say u DONT need a haircut? Nah - or else he gon go broke! Same. These dudes gon make u feel like something wrong when u already perfect! “I’ll fix those stretch marks” OVER MY DEAD BODY Dr. FESSENJAN PULL A SCALPEL AND IMMA STAB U WITH IT. DONT BODY YA SELF 😂. “Smash we know u lying about the body positive thing to attract thick women” WELL BISH GIVE ME A PP DETECTOR TEST. Put some grey sweatpants on me. Turn around. Pull ya yoga pants down below them cheeks, show me them skretch marks. If I ain’t pitching a full tent, stab me 😂. “wow - you’re really making all the women who had surgery feel bad, we knew u were a Sh!thead.” Well hang on now. If YOU want it, YOU get it! I support that! U wanna get your nose shaped - do you! A$$ shots - do u! BA - do u! BUT DONT LET THE COSMETIC INDUSTRY GUIDE U. THEY GON LIE TO U AND MAKE U FIX SOMETHING THAT DONT NEED FIXING. THEY NEED TO - OR ELSE THEY GON GO OUT OF BUSINESS. LOVE YOURSELF (like I love you 😊). IF U WANNA DO SOMETHING FOR U THEN DO IT BUT DONT LET NOBODY WITH A PP TALK U INTO SOME SH!T LMAO BLESS UP 😍😂😂

So I’m at a holiday party right. Next to me is a woman 43 years old fam she didn’t look older than 25. Drop dead gorgeous. And here’s this cosmetic surgeon saying he finnta do a procedure that eliminate these tiny a$$ wrinkles under he eyes and she was being polite but really wasn’t interested and bro I wanted to clock this ugly hair implant MF 😂. Like how u gon tell a woman at a party u gon upgrade her! Fam! She already a dime! Heck u gon upgrade?! Another lil homegirl of mine she just plain Barbie - put her lil a$$ in a pair of shorts and a corvette with Ken with the PP missin and bam, Barbie. She go to a ‘cosmetic dentist’ this MF said she has buck teeth. Lemme tell u...this cosmetic industry satanic 😂. They really lying to u women. Will a barber ever say u DONT need a haircut? Nah - or else he gon go broke! Same. These dudes gon make u feel like something wrong when u already perfect! “I’ll fix those stretch marks” OVER MY DEAD BODY Dr. FESSENJAN PULL A SCALPEL AND IMMA STAB U WITH IT. DONT BODY YA SELF 😂. “Smash we know u lying about the body positive thing to attract thick women” WELL BISH GIVE ME A PP DETECTOR TEST. Put some grey sweatpants on me. Turn around. Pull ya yoga pants down below them cheeks, show me them skretch marks. If I ain’t pitching a full tent, stab me 😂. “wow - you’re really making all the women who had surgery feel bad, we knew u were a Sh!thead.” Well hang on now. If YOU want it, YOU get it! I support that! U wanna get your nose shaped - do you! A$$ shots - do u! BA - do u! BUT DONT LET THE COSMETIC INDUSTRY GUIDE U. THEY GON LIE TO U AND MAKE U FIX SOMETHING THAT DONT NEED FIXING. THEY NEED TO - OR ELSE THEY GON GO OUT OF BUSINESS. LOVE YOURSELF (like I love you 😊). IF U WANNA DO SOMETHING FOR U THEN DO IT BUT DONT LET NOBODY WITH A PP TALK U INTO SOME SH!T LMAO BLESS UP 😍😂😂

Bad
Bad
Barber
Barber
Barbie
Barbie
Bless up
Bless up
clock
clock
fam
fam
Haircut
Haircut
Ken
Ken
LMAO
LMAO
Love
Love
memes
memes
Party
Party
Ugly
Ugly
I Love You
I Love You
Business
Business
Corvette
Corvette
Gorgeous
Gorgeous
Grey
Grey
Hair
Hair
Test
Test
Time
Time
Women
Women
Yoga
Yoga
Yoga Pants
Yoga Pants
Old
Old
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Lying
Lying
All The
All The
🤖
🤖
how
how
another
another
her
her
mine
mine
teeth
teeth
next
next
wanted
wanted
who
who
down
down
tiny
tiny
gon
gon
guide
guide
will
will
she
she
holiday
holiday
woman
woman
them
them
all
all
dime
dime
bam
bam
make
make
stretch
stretch
they
they
surgery
surgery
thing
thing
you
you
now
now
show
show
lie
lie
surgeon
surgeon
for
for
below
below
lil
lil
stretch marks
stretch marks
nah
nah
turn around
turn around
buck teeth
buck teeth
drop dead
drop dead
plain
plain
nose
nose
look
look
bro
bro
this
this
get
get
really
really
do it
do it
love you
love you
dentist
dentist
broke
broke
like
like
cooking
cooking
right
right
dead
dead
feel
feel
this is
this is
when u
when u
making
making
do you
do you
full
full
well
well
show me them
show me them
show me
show me
perfect
perfect
eyes
eyes
turn
turn
drop
drop
just
just
anything
anything
then
then
give me
give me
those
those
do something
do something
knew
knew
get it
get it
saying
saying
dead body
dead body
holiday party
holiday party
heck
heck
every time
every time
bish
bish
wanna
wanna
over my dead body
over my dead body
lemme
lemme
same
same
thick
thick
ever
ever
go to
go to
cheeks
cheeks
thick women
thick women
nobody
nobody
stab
stab
bless
bless
were
were
marks
marks
support
support
positive
 positive
something
 something
need
 need
know
 know
want
 want
wrong
 wrong
say
 say
said
 said
around
 around
years
 years
else
 else
buck
 buck
dont
 dont
tent
 tent
pants
 pants
already
 already
hang on
 hang on
satanic
 satanic
feel like
 feel like
the women
 the women
interested
 interested
being polite
 being polite
dont let the
 dont let the
out
out
over
over
body-positive
body-positive
self
self
pitching
pitching
shots
shots
Fixing
Fixing
Talk
Talk
And
And
Homegirl
Homegirl
Body
Body
Here
Here
Upgrade
Upgrade
We Know
We Know
When
When
Grey Sweatpants
Grey Sweatpants
I Love
I Love
Older
Older
That
That
Love Yourself
Love Yourself
But
But
Not
Not
Sweatpants
Sweatpants
Pants Down
Pants Down
Give
Give
The
The
Or Else
Or Else
Feel Bad
Feel Bad
Hang
Hang
Polite
Polite
Your
Your
Every
Every
Shorts
Shorts
Sh T
Sh T
Imma
Imma
On Me
On Me
Pull
Pull
These
These
Looks
Looks
Dudes
Dudes
Pair
Pair
A Dime
A Dime
Put Some
Put Some
Attract
Attract
U Dont
U Dont
Was
Was
With
With
Fix
Fix
Let
Let
In A
In A
If You
If You
Had
Had
Put
Put
Were Cooking
Were Cooking
About
About
Has
Has
Being
Being
Industry
Industry
The Body
The Body
Yourself
Yourself
Giving
Giving
Tell
Tell
Wrinkles
Wrinkles
Than
Than
Some
Some
Cosmetic
Cosmetic
A Party
A Party
A Woman
A Woman
About The
About The
At A Party
At A Party
But Really
But Really
Do U
Do U
Dont Need A
Dont Need A
Dont Need
Dont Need
Give Me A
Give Me A
If I
If I
Into
Into
Is A
Is A
Look Older
Look Older
Make U
Make U
Need A Haircut
Need A Haircut
Older Than
Older Than
Out Of Business
Out Of Business
Out Of
Out Of
Procedure
Procedure
Scalpel
Scalpel
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Is A
Is A
Into
Into
If I
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Give Me A
Give Me A
Dont Need
Dont Need
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Dont Need A
Do U
Do U
But Really
But Really
At A Party
At A Party
About The
About The
A Woman
A Woman
A Party
A Party
Cosmetic
Cosmetic
Some
Some
Than
Than
Wrinkles
Wrinkles
Tell
Tell
Giving
Giving
Yourself
Yourself
The Body
The Body
Industry
Industry
Being
Being
Has
Has
About
About
Were Cooking
Were Cooking
Put
Put
Had
Had
If You
If You
In A
In A
Let
Let
Fix
Fix
With
With
Was
Was
U Dont
U Dont
Attract
Attract
Put Some
Put Some
A Dime
A Dime
Pair
Pair
Dudes
Dudes
Looks
Looks
These
These
Pull
Pull
On Me
On Me
Imma
Imma
Sh T
Sh T
Shorts
Shorts
Every
Every
Your
Your
Polite
Polite
Hang
Hang
Feel Bad
Feel Bad
Or Else
Or Else
The
The
Give
Give
Pants Down
Pants Down
Sweatpants
Sweatpants
Not
Not
But
But
Love Yourself
Love Yourself
That
That
Older
Older
I Love
I Love
Grey Sweatpants
Grey Sweatpants
When
When
We Know
We Know
Upgrade
Upgrade
Here
Here
Body
Body
Homegirl
Homegirl
And
And
Talk
Talk
Fixing
Fixing
shots
shots
pitching
pitching
self
self
body-positive
body-positive
over
over
out
out
dont let the
 dont let the
being polite
 being polite
interested
 interested
the women
 the women
feel like
 feel like
satanic
 satanic
hang on
 hang on
already
 already
pants
 pants
tent
 tent
dont
 dont
buck
 buck
else
 else
years
 years
around
 around
said
 said
say
 say
wrong
 wrong
want
 want
know
 know
need
 need
something
 something
positive
 positive
support
support
marks
marks
were
were
bless
bless
stab
stab
nobody
nobody
thick women
thick women
cheeks
cheeks
go to
go to
ever
ever
thick
thick
same
same
lemme
lemme
over my dead body
over my dead body
wanna
wanna
bish
bish
every time
every time
heck
heck
holiday party
holiday party
dead body
dead body
saying
saying
get it
get it
knew
knew
do something
do something
those
those
give me
give me
then
then
anything
anything
just
just
drop
drop
turn
turn
eyes
eyes
perfect
perfect
show me
show me
show me them
show me them
well
well
full
full
do you
do you
making
making
when u
when u
this is
this is
feel
feel
dead
dead
right
right
cooking
cooking
like
like
broke
broke
dentist
dentist
love you
love you
do it
do it
really
really
get
get
this
this
bro
bro
look
look
nose
nose
plain
plain
drop dead
drop dead
buck teeth
buck teeth
turn around
turn around
nah
nah
stretch marks
stretch marks
lil
lil
below
below
for
for
surgeon
surgeon
lie
lie
show
show
now
now
you
you
thing
thing
surgery
surgery
they
they
stretch
stretch
make
make
bam
bam
dime
dime
all
all
them
them
woman
woman
holiday
holiday
she
she
will
will
guide
guide
gon
gon
tiny
tiny
down
down
who
who
wanted
wanted
next
next
teeth
teeth
mine
mine
her
her
another
another
how
how
🤖
🤖
All The
All The
Lying
Lying
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Old
Old
Yoga Pants
Yoga Pants
Yoga
Yoga
Women
Women
Time
Time
Test
Test
Hair
Hair
Grey
Grey
Gorgeous
Gorgeous
Corvette
Corvette
Business
Business
I Love You
I Love You
Ugly
Ugly
Party
Party
memes
memes
Love
Love
LMAO
LMAO
Ken
Ken
Haircut
Haircut
fam
fam
clock
clock
Bless up
Bless up
Barbie
Barbie
Barber
Barber
Bad
Bad

This is how she looks every time we're cooking and not giving her anything So I’m at a holiday party right Next to me is a woman 43 years old fam she didn’t look older than 25 Drop dead gorgeous And here’s this cosmetic surgeon saying he finnta do a procedure that eliminate these tiny a$$ wrinkles under he eyes and she was being polite but really wasn’t interested and bro I wanted to clock this ugly hair implant MF 😂 Like how u gon tell a woman at a party u gon upgrade her! Fam! She already a dime! Heck u gon upgrade?! Another lil homegirl of mine she just plain Barbie - put her lil a$$ in a pair of shorts and a corvette with Ken with the PP missin and bam Barbie She go to a ‘cosmetic dentist’ this MF said she has buck teeth Lemme tell uthis cosmetic industry satanic 😂 They really lying to u women Will a barber ever say u DONT need a haircut? Nah - or else he gon go broke! Same These dudes gon make u feel like something wrong when u already perfect! “I’ll fix those stretch marks” OVER MY DEAD BODY Dr FESSENJAN PULL A SCALPEL AND IMMA STAB U WITH IT DONT BODY YA SELF 😂 “Smash we know u lying about the body positive thing to attract thick women” WELL BISH GIVE ME A PP DETECTOR TEST Put some grey sweatpants on me Turn around Pull ya yoga pants down below them cheeks show me them skretch marks If I ain’t pitching a full tent stab me 😂 “wow - you’re really making all the women who had surgery feel bad we knew u were a Sh!thead” Well hang on now If YOU want it YOU get it! I support that! U wanna get your nose shaped - do you! A$$ shots - do u! BA - do u! BUT DONT LET THE COSMETIC INDUSTRY GUIDE U THEY GON LIE TO U AND MAKE U FIX SOMETHING THAT DONT NEED FIXING THEY NEED TO - OR ELSE THEY GON GO OUT OF BUSINESS LOVE YOURSELF like I love you 😊 IF U WANNA DO SOMETHING FOR U THEN DO IT BUT DONT LET NOBODY WITH A PP TALK U INTO SOME SH!T LMAO BLESS UP 😍😂😂 Meme

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