Beautiful, Birthday, and Bless Up: This old man turned 15 today. Can we wish my four
 egged baby a happy birthday?
So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot, took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could run inside and get it in on this stair master (while watching my wifey who don’t know she my wifey Mrs Maizel do her COT πŸ‘ DAMN πŸ‘ THING πŸ‘ ON πŸ‘ THAT πŸ‘ SCREEN πŸ‘ U πŸ‘ GO πŸ‘ BABY πŸ‘ GIRL πŸ‘ EFF πŸ‘ JOEL πŸ‘ WITCHOE πŸ‘ SHARP πŸ‘ WIT πŸ‘ AND πŸ‘ MOUNTAINOUS πŸ‘ TÈTA$ πŸ‘ LMAO) because I only need them to see far, not while I’m actually at the gym. I come back after knocking out my workout and the left lens is frozen over bruv. BRUV. I CANT SEE LMAO. The steam had frozen into a beautiful snowflake pattern but just one eye. I have driven in a car with a frozen windshield because I am too rushed to scrape it but having to drive with one frozen eyeball was some insane Sh!t bruv! It was a gentle reminder of this ridiculous frozen tundra that I live in and that arguably no human should live in because who the hell would want to live under 4 to 6 inches of snow LOL (Canada, no shots, I know yall get twice as much snow on a regular schmegular Wednesday but y’all veins pump maple syrup it don’t freeze like us we got normal blood lmao.) Anyway this summer I’ll be back to talking smack about how Chicago is the best city on earth so when I do that, y’all are authorized to remind me that once upon a time I was tight asf that I lived in the cot dang South Pole. Remember that brand? South Pole? With the baggy coats and jeans? I used to want to afford that stuff so much but I couldn’t but then when it fell out of style I was like I NEVER ROCKED THAT UGLY ISHT HAHAHAHAHA I AM SO FANCY (why am I like this πŸ˜‘ bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚) (Slide 1: @aturner411. Slide 2: reddit u-wampus514. Please check out www.dogs4warriors.org ❀️. Slide 3: @goosewhomst. Slide 4: @jadethesablegsd.)

So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot, took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could run inside and get it in on this stair master (while watching my wifey who don’t know she my wifey Mrs Maizel do her COT πŸ‘ DAMN πŸ‘ THING πŸ‘ ON πŸ‘ THAT πŸ‘ SCREEN πŸ‘ U πŸ‘ GO πŸ‘ BABY πŸ‘ GIRL πŸ‘ EFF πŸ‘ JOEL πŸ‘ WITCHOE πŸ‘ SHARP πŸ‘ WIT πŸ‘ AND πŸ‘ MOUNTAINOUS πŸ‘ TÈTA$ πŸ‘ LMAO) because I only need them to see far, not while I’m actually at the gym. I come back after knocking out my workout and the left lens is frozen over bruv. BRUV. I CANT SEE LMAO. The steam had frozen into a beautiful snowflake pattern but just one eye. I have driven in a car with a frozen windshield because I am too rushed to scrape it but having to drive with one frozen eyeball was some insane Sh!t bruv! It was a gentle reminder of this ridiculous frozen tundra that I live in and that arguably no human should live in because who the hell would want to live under 4 to 6 inches of snow LOL (Canada, no shots, I know yall get twice as much snow on a regular schmegular Wednesday but y’all veins pump maple syrup it don’t freeze like us we got normal blood lmao.) Anyway this summer I’ll be back to talking smack about how Chicago is the best city on earth so when I do that, y’all are authorized to remind me that once upon a time I was tight asf that I lived in the cot dang South Pole. Remember that brand? South Pole? With the baggy coats and jeans? I used to want to afford that stuff so much but I couldn’t but then when it fell out of style I was like I NEVER ROCKED THAT UGLY ISHT HAHAHAHAHA I AM SO FANCY (why am I like this πŸ˜‘ bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚) (Slide 1: @aturner411. Slide 2: reddit u-wampus514. Please check out www.dogs4warriors.org ❀️. Slide 3: @goosewhomst. Slide 4: @jadethesablegsd.)

beautiful
beautiful
Birthday
Birthday
Bless up
Bless up
Chicago
Chicago
Frozen
Frozen
Gym
Gym
LMAO
LMAO
lol
lol
memes
memes
old man
old man
reddit
reddit
Run
Run
steam
steam
Ugly
Ugly
Summer
Summer
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Best
Best
Canada
Canada
Drive
Drive
Earth
Earth
Fancy
Fancy
Girl
Girl
Glasses
Glasses
Happy
Happy
Live
Live
Once Upon a Time
Once Upon a Time
Snow
Snow
Stuff
Stuff
The Middle
The Middle
Time
Time
Today
Today
Wednesday
Wednesday
Old
Old
Hell
Hell
Never
Never
Baby
Baby
Back
Back
πŸ€–
πŸ€–
how
how
got
got
her
her
blood
blood
brand
brand
eye
eye
car
car
human
human
jeans
jeans
once
once
sharp
sharp
who
who
can
can
one
one
city
city
maple syrup
maple syrup
man
man
don
don
org
org
why
why
mrs
mrs
she
she
them
them
eff
eff
master
master
remember
remember
wifey
wifey
check
check
thing
thing
wit
wit
lens
lens
inside
inside
south pole
south pole
south
south
normal
normal
www
www
workout
workout
asf
asf
maple
maple
once upon
once upon
used
used
this
this
the best
the best
get
get
please
please
i know
i know
come back
come back
like
like
my wifey
my wifey
i like
i like
insane
insane
damn
damn
remind
remind
ridiculous
ridiculous
style
style
reminder
reminder
morning
morning
just
just
then
then
because
because
remind me
remind me
dang
dang
regular
regular
freeze
freeze
the gym
the gym
i do
i do
get it
get it
like this
like this
my car
my car
i live
i live
out of style
out of style
am i
am i
snowflake
snowflake
tight
tight
talking
talking
yall
yall
scrape
scrape
smack
smack
bless
bless
tundra
tundra
console
console
too
too
6 inches
6 inches
pattern
 pattern
i cant
 i cant
eyeball
 eyeball
no
 no
see
 see
way
 way
need
 need
come
 come
know
 know
left
 left
want
 want
much
 much
anyway
 anyway
so much
 so much
cot
 cot
joel
 joel
pump
 pump
syrup
 syrup
veins
 veins
one eye
 one eye
the way
 the way
i am too
 i am too
watching
 watching
can't see
 can't see
windshield
 windshield
this morning
 this morning
out
out
over
over
slide
slide
frozen-tundra
frozen-tundra
shots
shots
So Fancy
So Fancy
Hahahahaha
Hahahahaha
Am So Fancy
Am So Fancy
Why Am I Like This
Why Am I Like This
Off
Off
And
And
I Am
I Am
Cant
Cant
Wish
Wish
I Like This
I Like This
When
When
Talking Smack
Talking Smack
Actually
Actually
Pole
Pole
That
That
But
But
Not
Not
I Cant See
I Cant See
The
The
On The Way
On The Way
I Have
I Have
The Hell
The Hell
4 To 6
4 To 6
Bruv
Bruv
Knocking
Knocking
Sh T
Sh T
Gentle
Gentle
Check Out
Check Out
Ÿ˜˜
Ÿ˜˜
ΕΈΛœβ€¦
ΕΈΛœβ€¦
Screen
Screen
While
While
Twice
Twice
After
After
Teta
Teta
Turned
Turned
Was
Was
With
With
Middle
Middle
Took
Took
In A
In A
Should
Should
Are
Are
Have
Have
Four
Four
But Then
But Then
Lived
Lived
I Was Like
I Was Like
Had
Had
And That
And That
Of My
Of My
When I
When I
I Was
I Was
Stair
Stair
I Lived
I Lived
Baby A
Baby A
I Never
I Never
I Only
I Only
Only
Only
About
About
Lot
Lot
Driven
Driven
Far
Far
Just One
Just One
Some
Some
Baggy
Baggy
Could
Could
It Was
It Was
Having
Having
Fell
Fell
Arguably
Arguably
Inches
Inches
6 Inches Of Snow
6 Inches Of Snow
A Beautiful
A Beautiful
At The Gym
At The Gym
Be Back
Be Back
But I
But I
But Y
But Y
Coats
Coats
Frozen Windshield
Frozen Windshield
Gentle Reminder
Gentle Reminder
Get It In
Get It In
Glasses Off
Glasses Off
I Do That
I Do That
I Used To
I Used To
In On
In On
In The
In The
Inches Of Snow
Inches Of Snow
Into
Into
It Was A
It Was A
Knocking Out
Knocking Out
My Glasses
My Glasses
On A
On A
Out Of
Out Of
Maizel
Maizel
Floral
Floral
Speech
Speech
to family
 to family
faces
 faces
initiate
initiate
line
line
were
were
initials
initials
yours
yours
personable
personable
initiative
initiative
go to
go to
ever
ever
imags
imags
hardly
hardly
overly
overly
comming
comming
played
played
overeating
overeating
entered
entered
madding
madding
drawn
drawn
swirls
swirls
gag
gag
shapes
shapes
ref
ref
par
par
store
store
ads
ads
sara
sara
lock
lock
locke
locke
πŸ€–
πŸ€–
Sleep
Sleep
Doubt
Doubt
Sleeping
Sleeping
Time
Time
Mobile
Mobile
Roomba
Roomba
memes
memes
Life
Life
goals
goals
Fucking
Fucking
Fall
Fall
dank
dank
crazy
crazy
Clothes
Clothes
Click
Click
cars
cars
Braids
Braids
Bodies
Bodies
Bad
Bad
Baby, It's Cold Outside
Baby, It's Cold Outside
America
America
Being alone
Being alone
Being alone
Being alone
America
America
Baby, It's Cold Outside
Baby, It's Cold Outside
Bad
Bad
Bodies
Bodies
Braids
Braids
cars
cars
Click
Click
Clothes
Clothes
crazy
crazy
dank
dank
Fall
Fall
Fucking
Fucking
goals
goals
Life
Life
memes
memes
Roomba
Roomba
Mobile
Mobile
Time
Time
Sleeping
Sleeping
Doubt
Doubt
Sleep
Sleep
πŸ€–
πŸ€–
locke
locke
lock
lock
sara
sara
ads
ads
store
store
par
par
ref
ref
shapes
shapes
gag
gag
swirls
swirls
drawn
drawn
madding
madding
entered
entered
overeating
overeating
played
played
comming
comming
overly
overly
hardly
hardly
imags
imags
ever
ever
go to
go to
initiative
initiative
personable
personable
yours
yours
initials
initials
were
were
line
line
initiate
initiate
faces
 faces
to family
 to family
Speech
Speech
Floral
Floral
Maizel
Maizel
Out Of
Out Of
On A
On A
My Glasses
My Glasses
Knocking Out
Knocking Out
It Was A
It Was A
Into
Into
Inches Of Snow
Inches Of Snow
In The
In The
In On
In On
I Used To
I Used To
I Do That
I Do That
Glasses Off
Glasses Off
Get It In
Get It In
Gentle Reminder
Gentle Reminder
Frozen Windshield
Frozen Windshield
Coats
Coats
But Y
But Y
But I
But I
Be Back
Be Back
At The Gym
At The Gym
A Beautiful
A Beautiful
6 Inches Of Snow
6 Inches Of Snow
Inches
Inches
Arguably
Arguably
Fell
Fell
Having
Having
It Was
It Was
Could
Could
Baggy
Baggy
Some
Some
Just One
Just One
Far
Far
Driven
Driven
Lot
Lot
About
About
Only
Only
I Only
I Only
I Never
I Never
Baby A
Baby A
I Lived
I Lived
Stair
Stair
I Was
I Was
When I
When I
Of My
Of My
And That
And That
Had
Had
I Was Like
I Was Like
Lived
Lived
But Then
But Then
Four
Four
Have
Have
Are
Are
Should
Should
In A
In A
Took
Took
Middle
Middle
With
With
Was
Was
Turned
Turned
Teta
Teta
After
After
Twice
Twice
While
While
Screen
Screen
ΕΈΛœβ€¦
ΕΈΛœβ€¦
Ÿ˜˜
Ÿ˜˜
Check Out
Check Out
Gentle
Gentle
Sh T
Sh T
Knocking
Knocking
Bruv
Bruv
4 To 6
4 To 6
The Hell
The Hell
I Have
I Have
On The Way
On The Way
The
The
I Cant See
I Cant See
Not
Not
But
But
That
That
Pole
Pole
Actually
Actually
Talking Smack
Talking Smack
When
When
I Like This
I Like This
Wish
Wish
Cant
Cant
I Am
I Am
And
And
Off
Off
Why Am I Like This
Why Am I Like This
Am So Fancy
Am So Fancy
Hahahahaha
Hahahahaha
So Fancy
So Fancy
shots
shots
frozen-tundra
frozen-tundra
slide
slide
over
over
out
out
this morning
 this morning
windshield
 windshield
can't see
 can't see
watching
 watching
i am too
 i am too
the way
 the way
one eye
 one eye
veins
 veins
syrup
 syrup
pump
 pump
joel
 joel
cot
 cot
so much
 so much
anyway
 anyway
much
 much
want
 want
left
 left
know
 know
come
 come
need
 need
way
 way
see
 see
no
 no
eyeball
 eyeball
i cant
 i cant
pattern
 pattern
6 inches
6 inches
too
too
console
console
tundra
tundra
bless
bless
smack
smack
scrape
scrape
yall
yall
talking
talking
tight
tight
snowflake
snowflake
am i
am i
out of style
out of style
i live
i live
my car
my car
like this
like this
get it
get it
i do
i do
the gym
the gym
freeze
freeze
regular
regular
dang
dang
remind me
remind me
because
because
then
then
just
just
morning
morning
reminder
reminder
style
style
ridiculous
ridiculous
remind
remind
damn
damn
insane
insane
i like
i like
my wifey
my wifey
like
like
come back
come back
i know
i know
please
please
get
get
the best
the best
this
this
used
used
once upon
once upon
maple
maple
asf
asf
workout
workout
www
www
normal
normal
south
south
south pole
south pole
inside
inside
lens
lens
wit
wit
thing
thing
check
check
wifey
wifey
remember
remember
master
master
eff
eff
them
them
she
she
mrs
mrs
why
why
org
org
don
don
man
man
maple syrup
maple syrup
city
city
one
one
can
can
who
who
sharp
sharp
once
once
jeans
jeans
human
human
car
car
eye
eye
brand
brand
blood
blood
her
her
got
got
how
how
πŸ€–
πŸ€–
Back
Back
Baby
Baby
Never
Never
Hell
Hell
Old
Old
Wednesday
Wednesday
Today
Today
Time
Time
The Middle
The Middle
Stuff
Stuff
Snow
Snow
Once Upon a Time
Once Upon a Time
Live
Live
Happy
Happy
Glasses
Glasses
Girl
Girl
Fancy
Fancy
Earth
Earth
Drive
Drive
Canada
Canada
Best
Best
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Summer
Summer
Ugly
Ugly
steam
steam
Run
Run
reddit
reddit
old man
old man
memes
memes
lol
lol
LMAO
LMAO
Gym
Gym
Frozen
Frozen
Chicago
Chicago
Bless up
Bless up
Birthday
Birthday
beautiful
beautiful

This old man turned 15 today Can we wish my four egged baby a happy birthday? So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could run inside and get it in on this stair master while watching my wifey who don’t know she my wifey Mrs Maizel do her COT πŸ‘ DAMN πŸ‘ THING πŸ‘ ON πŸ‘ THAT πŸ‘ SCREEN πŸ‘ U πŸ‘ GO πŸ‘ BABY πŸ‘ GIRL πŸ‘ EFF πŸ‘ JOEL πŸ‘ WITCHOE πŸ‘ SHARP πŸ‘ WIT πŸ‘ AND πŸ‘ MOUNTAINOUS πŸ‘ TÈTA$ πŸ‘ LMAO because I only need them to see far not while I’m actually at the gym I come back after knocking out my workout and the left lens is frozen over bruv BRUV I CANT SEE LMAO The steam had frozen into a beautiful snowflake pattern but just one eye I have driven in a car with a frozen windshield because I am too rushed to scrape it but having to drive with one frozen eyeball was some insane Sh!t bruv! It was a gentle reminder of this ridiculous frozen tundra that I live in and that arguably no human should live in because who the hell would want to live under 4 to 6 inches of snow LOL Canada no shots I know yall get twice as much snow on a regular schmegular Wednesday but y’all veins pump maple syrup it don’t freeze like us we got normal blood lmao Anyway this summer I’ll be back to talking smack about how Chicago is the best city on earth so when I do that y’all are authorized to remind me that once upon a time I was tight asf that I lived in the cot dang South Pole Remember that brand? South Pole? With the baggy coats and jeans? I used to want to afford that stuff so much but I couldn’t but then when it fell out of style I was like I NEVER ROCKED THAT UGLY ISHT HAHAHAHAHA I AM SO FANCY why am I like this πŸ˜‘ bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Slide 1 @aturner411 Slide 2 reddit u-wampus514 Please check out wwwdogs4warriorsorg ❀️ Slide 3 @goosewhomst Slide 4 @jadethesablegsd Meme

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