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This post ended up being longer than intended so settle in because its storytime So l live in a pretty shitty two-unit house Two of my friends and I live in the second floor 3-bedroom apartment I'm not a neat freak but I like the house to not be terribly dirty Messiness I can put up with just not dirtiness the former is clutter and disorganization the latter is full out stink old food dirty clothes you get the idea My roommates tend to be orn the messierdirtier side The house has been getting progressively nastier all summer and I'm becoming too tired to do anything about it One of my housemates is rather fond of Domino's pizza Last night he got a cheese pizza and didn't finish it He asked me if l wanted some and I told him I'd have some if he left it in the fridge But this leftover pizza this amalgamation of congealed cheese tomato and dough never made it to the fridge No of course not When I woke up this morning I found the box with 2 slices left sitting on the recliner in the living room It had been there all night and had acquired a mild odor reminiscent of yeast making love to an expired tomato I shuddered and took a breath of fresh air like a diver preparing to submerge I picked up the box and walked with it to the kitchen For reference the kitchen is the center room with a mudroom and the living room attached on opposite sides Off of the mudroom are the rooms of my housemates my room is on the other side of the kitchen attached to the living room The bathroom is also off the kitchen In short you need to go through the kitchen to get to the bathroom As I walked the small dejected box into the kitchen to the trashcan a thought occured Devious yes but too intriguing to pass up What if I left the box pizza and all in the doorway between the mudroom and the kitchen? That way my roommate would have to seesmell the box on his way to the bathroom! Yes then he would be forced to clean up his own mess I quietly put the box on the floor in between the rooms and went back to my room When I left for work about an hour later the box was still there which shocked and annoyed me since his door was open and he clearly was not in the house anymore Which meant one of two things 1 He left for work without showering brushing his teeth or getting remotely clean or ready for the day save for clothes 2 He saw the box and deliberately avoided it in his morning routine assuming someone else would clean up the mess Either way I'm in awe Reddit what do I do? Stay tuned for updates Meme

found ON 2018-08-08 23:52:44 BY ME.ME