Being alone
Being alone
family
family
guns
guns
Juice
Juice
madonna
madonna
Shopping
Shopping
Walmart
Walmart
Hunting
Hunting
Alarm
Alarm
Camera
Camera
Desk
Desk
Help
Help
Mirror
Mirror
Quite
Quite
Today
Today
Video
Video
Husband
Husband
Wife
Wife
Brilliant
Brilliant
April
April
April 26
April 26
March 5
March 5
May 1
May 1
Never
Never
Royce
Royce
September 16
September 16
All The
All The
Announcement
Announcement
Been
Been
got
got
mission impossible
mission impossible
her
her
looking
looking
rest
rest
tomato
tomato
clerks
clerks
code
code
condoms
condoms
him
him
paper
paper
grow
grow
clothing
clothing
one
one
green
green
down
down
wet
wet
toilet paper
toilet paper
speaker
speaker
cry
cry
september
september
may
may
set
set
hid
hid
why
why
march
march
will
will
security
security
mrs
mrs
she
she
them
them
all
all
the mission
the mission
service
service
they
they
july
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door
door
december
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sign
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what
store
store
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months
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theme
security camera
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tone
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service desk
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nose
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look
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department
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right
right
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people
room
room
different
different
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toilet
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just
just
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no no
november
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what happened
then
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memo
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impossible
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commotion
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leave me alone
leave me alone
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those
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went
came
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away
away
shut
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grow up
grow up
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humming
somebody
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rack
rack
loud
loud
sheila
sheila
caution
caution
fetal position
fetal position
began
began
reasons
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minute
minute
through
through
brown
 brown
no
 no
things
 things
need
 need
around
 around
bag
 bag
lads
 lads
tent
 tent
13-May
 13-May
carts
 carts
again
 again
january
 january
trouble
 trouble
bedding
 bedding
pillows
 pillows
pick me
 pick me
camping
 camping
complaint
 complaint
a commotion
 a commotion
loud speaker
 loud speaker
on the floor
 on the floor
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 shut the door
never grow up
 never grow up
pick me pick me
 pick me pick me
over
over
type
type
mission
mission
looking-around
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Size
Size
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Moved
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And
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When
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Ban
Ban
Behavior
Behavior
Wally
Wally
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But
Not
Not
Ree
Ree
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Last
Where
Where
Employee
Employee
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Complaint Department
Complaint Department
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The
The
I Need
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From
From
Just Leave
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Past
Past
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Your
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Its
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Boxes
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Wet Floor Sign
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Pick
Pick
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Go Off
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Was
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Clocks
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Result
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Are
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Have
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Put
Put
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Position
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Caution Wet Floor
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Equipment
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Into
Into
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Six
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Housewares
Housewares
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2
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M Ms
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2014
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Mr
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The Past
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Randomly
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Picked
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Not Least
Least
Least
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Incidents
Housewares
Housewares
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Hed
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Handling
Fitting Room
Fitting Room
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Fetal
Entire
Entire
Assumed
Assumed
As A Result
As A Result
Six
Six
Me Pick Me
Me Pick Me
Leave Me
Leave Me
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Last But Not Least
Just Leave Me Alone
Just Leave Me Alone
Into
Into
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Intervals
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In The
In Here
In Here
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I Need Some
Got Banned
Got Banned
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Feburary
Equipment
Equipment
Complaints
Complaints
Caution Wet Floor
Caution Wet Floor
Attending
Attending
Area
Area
Any
Any
A Bag Of
A Bag Of
5 Minute
5 Minute
If She
If She
Loudly
Loudly
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Could
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Himself
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Lay
Some
Some
His
His
Knows
Knows
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Even
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Trail
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Leading
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Bring
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Position
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1 November
Against
Against
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Has
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The Floor
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Screamed
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Floor
Mission Impossible Theme
Mission Impossible Theme
Put
Put
Any Of
Any Of
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Threw
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15 September
Have
Have
Are
Are
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Took
Took
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Our
Result
Result
Clocks
Clocks
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Was
Invite
Invite
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Shoppers
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Watched
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While
While
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Pick
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Very
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Cannot
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Official
Wet Floor Sign
Wet Floor Sign
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Boxes
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Has Been
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Voices
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Its
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Your
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Past
Just Leave
Just Leave
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Banned
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The
Bag Of
Bag Of
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Employee
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Where
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Last
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But
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Wally
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Behavior
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Ban
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One More
When
When
Cant
Cant
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Other
And
And
Leave
Leave
Moved
Moved
Off
Off
Size
Size
looking-around
looking-around
mission
mission
type
type
over
over
pick me pick me
 pick me pick me
never grow up
 never grow up
shut the door
 shut the door
on the floor
 on the floor
loud speaker
 loud speaker
a commotion
 a commotion
complaint
 complaint
camping
 camping
pick me
 pick me
pillows
 pillows
bedding
 bedding
trouble
 trouble
january
 january
again
 again
carts
 carts
13-May
 13-May
tent
 tent
lads
 lads
bag
 bag
around
 around
need
 need
things
 things
no
 no
brown
 brown
through
through
minute
minute
reasons
reasons
began
began
fetal position
fetal position
caution
caution
sheila
sheila
loud
loud
rack
rack
somebody
somebody
humming
humming
grow up
grow up
shut
shut
away
away
came
came
went
went
those
those
leave me alone
leave me alone
happened
happened
commotion
commotion
currently
currently
impossible
impossible
memo
memo
then
then
what happened
what happened
november
november
no no
no no
just
just
surveillance
surveillance
toilet
toilet
different
different
room
room
people
people
right
right
done
done
hey
hey
this
this
more
more
department
department
using
using
look
look
nose
nose
used
used
service desk
service desk
incident
incident
dear
dear
fitting
fitting
tone
tone
security camera
security camera
theme
theme
months
months
below
below
mr green
mr green
clerk
clerk
made
made
set up
set up
store
store
what
what
sign
sign
auto
auto
december
december
door
door
july
july
they
they
service
service
the mission
the mission
all
all
them
them
she
she
mrs
mrs
security
security
will
will
march
march
why
why
hid
hid
set
set
may
may
september
september
cry
cry
speaker
speaker
toilet paper
toilet paper
wet
wet
down
down
green
green
one
one
clothing
clothing
grow
grow
paper
paper
him
him
condoms
condoms
code
code
clerks
clerks
tomato
tomato
rest
rest
looking
looking
her
her
mission impossible
mission impossible
got
got
Been
Been
Announcement
Announcement
All The
All The
September 16
September 16
Royce
Royce
Never
Never
May 1
May 1
March 5
March 5
April 26
April 26
April
April
Brilliant
Brilliant
Wife
Wife
Husband
Husband
Video
Video
Today
Today
Quite
Quite
Mirror
Mirror
Help
Help
Desk
Desk
Camera
Camera
Alarm
Alarm
Hunting
Hunting
Walmart
Walmart
Shopping
Shopping
madonna
madonna
Juice
Juice
guns
guns
family
family
Being alone
Being alone

This Woman's Husband Got Banned From Walmart The Reasons Why Are Brilliant Dear Mrs Green er the past six months your husband Royce has been causing quite a commotion in our Lawton store We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and as a result will ban your entire family from shopping in any of our stores if even one more incident occurs We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment ree of our clerks are currently attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused All complaints against Mr Green have been compiled and are listed below Mr Wally Brown Complaint Department MEMO Re Mr Green Complaints- Things Mr Royce Green has done while his wife was shopping 1 November 15 2013 Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking 23 2013 Set all the alarm 2 November clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals December 10 2013 Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms 4 December 23 2013 Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone Code 3 in housewares! and watched what happened 5 January 10 2014 Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&Ms on lay-away 6 January 23 2014 Moved a 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area 7 Feburary 15 2014 Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'd bring pillows from the bedding department 8 March 5 2014 When a clerk asked if she could help him he threw himself down on the floor began to cry and wailed Why can't u people just leave me alone? 9 March 26 2014 Looked right into the security camera used it as a mirror and picked his nose 10 April 2 2014 While handling guns in the hunting department asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are 1 April 15 2014 Darted around the store looking around suspiciously while loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme 12 April 26 2014 In the auto department practiced his Madonna look using different size funnels 13 May 1 2014 Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through yelled PICK ME!PICK ME! 14 July 12 2014 When an announcement came over the loud speaker he assumed the fetal position and screamed NO! NO! Sheila! It's those voices again!!!! And last but not least just today 15 September 16 2014 Went into a fitting room shut the door and waited a while then yelled very loudly Hey Somebody! I need some toilet paper in here! Some lads never grow up Meme

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