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just
immediately
immediately
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costume
such
such
find
find
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insane
full
full
guy
guy
like
like
clean
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really
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for
for
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what
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trip
person
person
story
story
door
door
call
call
yard
yard
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new
thing
thing
all
all
the neighbors
the neighbors
did
did
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window
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name
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man
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city
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friend
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shop
shop
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once
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her
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idea
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got
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Asshole
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Wife
Wife
Time
Time
Stuff
Stuff
Scandal
Scandal
Neighbors
Neighbors
House
House
Hospital
Hospital
Giant
Giant
Gas Station
Gas Station
Furniture
Furniture
Florida
Florida
Best
Best
Work
Work
Police
Police
New York
New York
Fire
Fire
family
family
dude
dude
best friend
best friend
apparently
apparently

thorsbian Every time my extended family gets together in upstate ny we the Adults all get wasted & at least 1 giant Family Scandal comes outtonight is that night thorsbian eue Got Winner Folks and thorsbian So apparently my aunt cecelia not really my aunt just the best friend of my dads cousin whomst we also call aunt once married a dude referred to only as Florida Asshole He was named such because he apparently left my aunt cecelia while she was in the hospital stole all of their stuff and fucked off to florida Aunt cecelia then hired a pi to find him as u do and went down to florida with my dads cousin who was going to florida for a work trip and had no idea Florida Asshole was there Apparently the pi told aunt cecelia which city the guy was in but hadnt found the exact address yet so ofc aunt cecelia did what any other able bodied half insane scorned person might She went to a costume shop bought a full nun costume and went door to door under the assumption that she was collecting charity She did in fact donate everything she collected This was an important fact to her At one of the houses she looked in the window and noticed an awful lot of furniture that used to be hers So she obviously went to a gas station and bought several cans of gasoline threw a molotov cocktail through the front window and began pouring gasoline over the rest of the house At this point Florida Asshole came outside recognized his ex wife looking like a renegade nun sent to punish him for his sins and began beating her The neighbors seeing the strange new man beating a nun in his front yard while his house was on fire did the only sensible thing in this story and called the police Who promptly arrested Florida Asshole for assaulting a nun Aunt cecelia did not get arrested came clean to her best friend and was immediately sent back to new york with a ticket bought under my other aunt's name We don't know if she still has an arrest warrant out for her in florida and that's tonight's Family Scandal! Isnt Florida asshole everyone in Florida? Meme

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