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 ago
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vain
question
question
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for
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times
times
what
what
post
post
acceptance
acceptance
buddy
buddy
person
person
now
now
you
you
words
words
they
they
face
face
first
first
all
all
them
them
5 stages of grief
5 stages of grief
slim
slim
will
will
day
day
three
three
reach
reach
kick
kick
can
can
key
key
class
class
blow
blow
next
next
misery
misery
com
com
eye
eye
blood
blood
borrow
borrow
Blood Is
Blood Is
All of The
All of The
Thought
Thought
Theatre
Theatre
Success
Success
Hope
Hope
Grief
Grief
Smile
Smile
Quite
Quite
Laptop
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Home
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Thread i received this comically large pencil as a gift several years ago and my first thought understandably was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?' @oscarewilde 1d the 2nd thought i had was I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement 6 t1916 157K @oscarewilde 1d utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim and l've only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i've had The Pencil on my person 694 138K 4 @oscarewilde 1d i size up my target watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home and i wait i wait for the blessed question Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? t1 801 138K @oscarewilde 1d 'Oh i say 'I'm so sorry I only have a pencil 'That's fine!'i hear them say distantly now as the blood is rushing to my ears and i can barely hear them I maintain a straight face This is key to the delivery and the final blow 106 25K 10 @oscarewilde 1d I reach into my bag for The Pencil The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief landing on acceptance as they realise it's This or Nothing 101627 265K 15 @oscarewilde 1d still maintaining that eye contact i smile only the tiniest fraction the unspoken words forming between us 'What are you gonna do now huh? You feeling lucky kiddo? Buddy? Buckaroo? You gonna kick up a fuss in this silent lecture theatre? Huh Or will you take The Pencil? t11332 241K 14 @oscarewilde 1d they Always take the pencil 125 catchymemes The Pencil Meme

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