To-Purify-My-Heart Simonalkenmayer Shadow-Daughter Simonalkenmayer Ratherinterestingmilkshake Pineapplepineapplebatman Queeranarchism Man-The-Wize Me Irl the Math Just Checks Out Folks I’m Not Very Good With Math What Happens if You Break Both of a Nazi’s Arms? They Only Got 0% Arms Left to Do Nazi Stuff With 100% Less Arms They Can Still Talk Not if You Break Their Jaws~! You Know What Else They Can’t Do When You Do That?Eat Nazi Eating Is a Nazi Doing Nazi Body Maintenance STOP NAZI BODY MAINTENANCE…by Alerting Your Local Cryptid to Their locationWARNING Only Attempt if Your Local Cryptid Allows This Breaking Their Rules May Result in Your Own Demise Instead of the Nazi’s Unless You Are in the Experiment We Can Also Flay Them to Take Away Their Skin Care Options

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simonalkenmayer:

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simonalkenmayer:

ratherinterestingmilkshake:

pineapplepineapplebatman:

queeranarchism:

man-the-wize:
Me, irl.
The math just checks out, folks.

I’m not very good with math, what happens if you break both of a nazi’s arms?

they only got 0% arms left to do Nazi Stuff with. 100% less arms.

They can still talk

Not if you break their jaws~!

You know what else they can’t do when you do that?Eat.

Nazi eating is a Nazi doing Nazi body maintenance. STOP NAZI BODY MAINTENANCE….by alerting your local cryptid to their location.WARNING: Only attempt if your local cryptid allows this. Breaking their rules may result in your own demise instead of the nazi’s. Unless you are in the experiment.

We can also flay them to take away their skin care options

to-purify-my-heart: simonalkenmayer: shadow-daughter: simonalkenmayer: ratherinterestingmilkshake: pineapplepineapplebatman: queeranarchism: man-the-wize: Me, irl. The math just checks out, folks. I’m not very good with math, what happens if you break both of a nazi’s arms? they only got 0% arms left to do Nazi Stuff with. 100% less arms. They can still talk Not if you break their jaws~! You know what else they can’t do when you do that?Eat. Nazi eating is a Nazi doing Nazi body maintenance. STOP NAZI BODY MAINTENANCE….by alerting your local cryptid to their location.WARNING: Only attempt if your local cryptid allows this. Breaking their rules may result in your own demise instead of the nazi’s. Unless you are in the experiment. We can also flay them to take away their skin care options