Today I fucked up by calling a locksmith when l was locked outof my car groud-On today-ifuckedup I'll preface this by saying I'm usually not a stupid man but I was at the end of my third 16 hour shift in a row and I was very tired I'll make this quick I got off work went out to my car hit the button for the doors on my remote unlocker as usual Nothing happened I tried it a few more times battery must be dead I stand there for 10 minutes mashing the little button hoping for enough juice to open the doors Nada I call a locksmith explain that I'm locked out of my car He says he'll be right over 20 minutes later he arrives He walks up with his tools inserts a thing that looks like a blood pressure cuff in the door jamb He starts making conversation as it inflates pushing the door open So locked your keys in the car? No problem sir I'lI have it open in a minute No my keys are right here my key fob is dead I replied He stops and for about 10 seconds Doesn't say a word He sees my keys in my hands Takes them from me inserts them in the lock and opens the door I was mortified I was so in a habit of opening the doors with my remote fob that I entirely forgot that keys could be used to unlock cars manually He started laughing so hard I thought he was going to have an aneurysm After he stopped laughing he told me there was no charge The story he'd have to tell was worth the drive out Gold I'm dying at what @memezar just posted πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Meme

found @ 50046 likes ON 2018-12-22 00:55:24 BY ME.ME

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