TRUE STORY This morning I jumped on my horse And went out for a ride And some wild outlaws chased me And they shot me in the side So I crawled into a wildcat's cave To find a place to hide But some pirates found me sleeping there And soon they had me tied To a pole and built a fire Under me-I almost cried Till a mermaid came and cut me loose And begged to be my bride So I said I'd come back Wednesday But I must admit I lied Then I ran into a jungle swamp But I forgot my guide And I stepped into some quicksand And no matter how I tried I couldn't get out until I met A water snake named Clyde Who pulled me to some cannibals Who planned to have me fried But an eagle came and swooped me up And through the air we flied But he dropped me in a boiling lake A thousand miles wide And you'll never guess what I did then- I DIED Meme

found ON 2018-03-14 04:26:29 BY ME.ME

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