*googles ‘how to nominate reporter for Peabody Award’* x
I literally just got dehydrated from all the salt in that one paragraph
I want to know who the 3 presidents are that are ranked lower than Trump
1. Nixon (asshole)
2. Reagan (super asshole)
3. Zachary Taylor (died after one and a half years of presidency like a bitch)
Trump is ranked lower than William Henry Harrison, who died after just 31 days in office. He ranked lower than a man whose presidential legacy is that his inauguration speech was so damn long he gave himself pneumonia because of it and…died.
I mean, damn.
found @ 22 likes ON 2019-10-04 00:47:26 BY ME.ME