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unpicasso probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to make a spreadsheet jadelyn Everyone in my office sings my praises for what I can do with excel for this exact reason even though I joke with them that I have no idea how to do that but give me half an hour and an internet connection and I'lI figure something out for you I even once specifically said in response to my grandboss commenting on my excel skills You do realize that I just like google stuff when you ask me to do something with excel that I don't know how to do right? But his praise didn't change at all There was no Wait that's all it is? Instead he said Yes but the fact that you think to do that and that you know exactly how to phrase your searches and how to sift through the results to get the right answer and you then integrate what you've learned and use it going forward is still so much more than any of the rest of us the other 5 ppl on my team are all mid-40s and up can do To you it's just googling stuff but it's still a unique and valuable skill you bring so don't shrug off the compliments so cavalierly okay? And this was coming from an executive with an MBA Don't undervalue your googling skills kids It's not lying if you know you can figure it out a millennial’s advantage Meme

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