This post is fennophobic
Stop slandering our precious licorice!
Black licorice is awesome so long as it isn’t that salty shit.
Are you insulting my salty licorice?
Yes. I’ve had salty black licorice before and it’s basically just a large chunk of salt you suck on. It’s good for all of 2-3 seconds before I have to spit it out.
And don’t even get me started on black licorice soda.
Licorice Soda is icky, but salty black licorice is the perfect snack.
I guess I just prefer my sodium intake to come from the tears of my enemies……or that other salty liquid.
Once I got an international snack box from like Sweden or something with salted licorice and that shit was the spawn of the devil. It was in my mouth for about three seconds before every part of my body rejected it. You Northern European folks are on some shit.￼
found @ 38 likes ON 2020-02-12 06:49:42 BY ME.ME