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Bones, Dogs, and Life: ups-dogs:Captains “log”, stardate 2020:The starship U.P.S. Biscuitprise, on a 5 year mission to deliver packages and seek out doggo life in the vast darkness of the Newberg galaxy, has encountered a strange new life form.It appears to have some sort of cloaking technology that prevented it from showing up on our sensors. It is only just now visible on our screens, its presence betrayed by its glowing green eyes that have taken control of my ship and exerted a strange, hypnotic effect on my crew. It appears to be attempting to barter with us by offering a large chunk of worthless space debris in exchange for our entire supply of biscuits. All attempts to resist its alien, hypnotic influence have failed. Our deflector shields are down; our phasers have no effect; even Mr Spock’s Vulcan Scratchie Claw is of no use against its unearthly power. Mr Scott informs me that the warp engines can no longer take the strain of trying to escape, so we are left with no option but to surrender to its insatiable demands if we want to save the Biscuitprise from utter destruction. I will therefore be beaming a big box of Bones to this bewitching and beastly beggar, in the hopes that it will then release its hold upon us and spare my crew and my ship from its alien wrath!By Scott Hodges

ups-dogs:Captains “log”, stardate 2020:The starship U.P.S. Biscuitprise, on a 5 year mission to deliver packages and seek out doggo life in the vast darkness of the Newberg galaxy, has encountered a strange new life form.It appears to have some sort of cloaking technology that prevented it from showing up on our sensors. It is only just now visible on our screens, its presence betrayed by its glowing green eyes that have taken control of my ship and exerted a strange, hypnotic effect on my crew. It appears to be attempting to barter with us by offering a large chunk of worthless space debris in exchange for our entire supply of biscuits. All attempts to resist its alien, hypnotic influence have failed. Our deflector shields are down; our phasers have no effect; even Mr Spock’s Vulcan Scratchie Claw is of no use against its unearthly power. Mr Scott informs me that the warp engines can no longer take the strain of trying to escape, so we are left with no option but to surrender to its insatiable demands if we want to save the Biscuitprise from utter destruction. I will therefore be beaming a big box of Bones to this bewitching and beastly beggar, in the hopes that it will then release its hold upon us and spare my crew and my ship from its alien wrath!By Scott Hodges

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ups-dogsCaptains “log” stardate 2020The starship UPS Biscuitprise on a 5 year mission to deliver packages and seek out doggo life in the vast darkness of the Newberg galaxy has encountered a strange new life formIt appears to have some sort of cloaking technology that prevented it from showing up on our sensors It is only just now visible on our screens its presence betrayed by its glowing green eyes that have taken control of my ship and exerted a strange hypnotic effect on my crew It appears to be attempting to barter with us by offering a large chunk of worthless space debris in exchange for our entire supply of biscuits All attempts to resist its alien hypnotic influence have failed Our deflector shields are down our phasers have no effect even Mr Spock’s Vulcan Scratchie Claw is of no use against its unearthly power Mr Scott informs me that the warp engines can no longer take the strain of trying to escape so we are left with no option but to surrender to its insatiable demands if we want to save the Biscuitprise from utter destruction I will therefore be beaming a big box of Bones to this bewitching and beastly beggar in the hopes that it will then release its hold upon us and spare my crew and my ship from its alien wrath!By Scott Hodges Meme

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