utistmcdorf bekatddals tadicactivepeasant It occurs to me that as much as humans are the scary ones fits sometimes you look at it another way humans might seem like the abeurdy friendly or I mean who looked at an elephant gigantic creature thoroughly capable of king someone if it has to and thought Im gonna ride on that thing!? And put a human near any canine predator and there's a strong chance of said human yeling 'PUPPYr and intiating playtul interaction wih it And what about the people who look at whales bigger than basically everything ese and decide Tm gonna swim with our splashy danger trends Heck for all we know humans might run into the scariest toughest alens out there and say Heck with it I'm gonna hug em Why I dunno I gotta hug 'em And it's ike the frst friendly interaction the species has had in forever so suddenly humanity has a bunch of big scary friends Commander we must update the code of conduct to include the humans Why2 Are they more aggressive than we anticipated? It seems to be the opposite Commander Just this morning a crewman nearly lost their hand when atempting to stroke an unidentifed feline on an unknown world Their reaction to the attack was to call the creature a mean kitty and vow to win aver Upon inquiry it seems they bond so readily with creatures outside ther species that they have the capacity to feel sympathy for an alien creature they have never seen belore simply because it appears distressed I hate to say ths commander but we must install a ule to prevent them from endangering their own lives when interacting with the galaxy's fauna isee what you mean So be it from now on no crewman is allowed to touch unknown aninals without permission from a supericr oficer And send a message to supplies about acquining one of these puppies so that their desire to touch furred predators can be safely sated Ehehehe I love this! Every time someone adds a short story to my post it gets like 90% cuter and more epic Lets be honest the humans would ignore the hel outtia thet rule whenever alone So I hear that youve just recruited a human for your ship Yes it's the first time that I've worked with these species but they come highly recommended Say you've worked with a few what ips can you give me? l'd hate to have some kind of cutura misunderstanding i ts avoidable The first rule of working wth humans is never leave mem unsupervised Wait what? 1m serious Dont do it Things Happen But wan I thought that I heard you highly one on board? that every crew should have at least Absolutely and I stand by that Humans are excellent innovators and are psychologicaly very resient If you have a crisis then a human that has bonded wth your crew properly can be invaluable Treat your human well and you should get the best out of them as a crew member Their ablity to get on with almost any species is legendary But Toks didn't you just say The trouble is that they will potentially try to bond with anying It you leave them unsupervised you have no idea what kind of trouble they can get themselves into It was sheer kuck that the Fanzorans thought that it was funny that the human picked up the Crown Prince to coo at him Crown Prince Horram Scourge of Pxia? The very same Surprisingy good sense of humour But dont even get me started on that one time with the Dunlip Al Human wanted to know if they could keep it As a pet A Dunip? You mean the 3 metre tall apex predators from Jowun? Yup Don't leave your hwmans unsupervised uhtake that under advisement Seriousy Gef a supply of safe animals for the humans to bond with or they wil make their own I mean they will try to befriend anything they come across anyway but without any permanent pets they can get creative Dont even gat me started on the time one of them taped a kie to one of our auto-cleaners and named it Stabby Three weeks in and when we Enally caught the wreiched thing haf the humans on crew tried to revolt about us kiling Stabby by removing the knife How how did you resolve that si? Glaxcol made a toy knife out of insulation rubber and strapped that on instead Quite a creative soluton I suppose And that sated the humans? Worse Worse? They thought and held mock batties Then decided Stabby and Knitey were in love and now none af them will alow the others to stage ights between them any more was so funny they made a second one strapped false eyes on spmgs to both So if I supply my Humans with safe bonding pets they wll behave better when on other planets? Where do 1 get safe bonding pels? Realizing the havoc their species created with their bonding needs Earth has been kind enough to create an inter galactic 'pet shop as they call t the order forms are on the bridge If they get a pet this should prevent any krife welding auto-cleaners? You dont sound very reassuring Wel You have to understand that some of what humans find attractive about ther pets is actually what makes them dangerous Not all of what they consider 'safe is what we would consider safe OK Iam getting a little nervous about this No no it's fine Im just saying you should maybe keep an eye on what they order Ask them to descrièe the creature belore they get it For example the first time I had a human on board I let them order a pet without checking wial it was What happened? Well when it arrived it was a 25 pound fanged and clawed felne creature called a Savannah Cat My entre crew was terrifled of it it was agie and could easily have seriously injured someone but the human had no fear of t They insisted on carrying it around like a child and they would squeeze its beans' as they saidforcing the creatures claws out and then they would show people it's deadly claws while saying and I quote look at its adorable claws this is what it uses to kills things isn't it cute? Seriousty I have also heard stories from ther crews that their humans ordered canines that weigh as much or more then they do and they sieep next to the giant creature You are not making me feel belter with these stanes everythingomdus Source radoaclivepensan 8157 notes an 2017 Sometimes you just gotta hug stuff Meme

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