Verizon LTE 112 AM @ 7058% omg-foreverfilledwithweird-posts navonneedsahug Follow zzdigital What if someone got bitten by a vampire but didn't realize it So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms like Dude you haven't gone outside in a while Yeah last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn Are you still up? Yeah I started bing watching this show on Netflix Dude I'm seriously craving something right now Like what? I dunno Pizza rolls? adriofthedead Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you? Um it's called 'being polite? paulichu I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand I think I'm allergic but all I'm getting on Google is vampire bullshit samarajournal Dude can a mirror like stop working or something? espeoradar Dude why do you keep posting pictures of the floor? Those are meant to be selfies I guess my camera must be broken Dude I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs but could you not wear your crucifix when I'm around? It really bugs me for some reason stealing-your-wife Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man nickthepigeon I want to sleep in a coffinya kno for like aesthetic cipollakate What's with your thing about necks lately? MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME nightrhain I looked up my symptoms on WebMD and it says I have cancer samwise-the-true-hero This last addition made the reblog obligatory This one wins 935331 notesD Tailor Automatic Screenshot Stitching Vampire? Meme

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