Be Like, Bless Up, and Chicago: Waiting to surprise my SO with this
 little nugget when she gets home
 from work.
 Reddit u/belatedpajamas
 @DrSmashlove
Now people always wanna be like “wow how do you live in Chicago”, “damn smash Chicago is cold asf why not Miami”, “wow Chicago is big cold yuck.” OKAY. DUH. NOBODY SAYING IT’S WARM LOL. But the cold got benefits. For one, it make the holidays pretty. I don’t celebrate Christmas but all the pretty lights and snowflakes bruv that make me feel like I’m in a quaint, adorable little English village. On some “Cheerio chap! Yes very good govvenah! BRIYYANT!” 😂 U feel me? Heritage. Not my heritage - but somebody heritage lol! Fireplaces. Cozy lil fires. U feel me? Seasons. Now it’s also downsides. I keep water bottles in my car and them bottles freeze. No bueno asf. But a HALF FROZE bottle is a come up! If u catch it at the right point in the freeze life cycle it develop a water PP column right up the middle that osmularicizes coldness through water you pour into the bottle it and freezes it to the optimal gym water temp. Boom. One sip and u transported to the mountains of Norway bruv. U thirsty. U been walking for days. U come upon a comely Norwegian birb with a gaggle of aggressive huskies barking at u. U like “Ok these huskies don’t like my kind lmao RIP to me it was real”. She opens her mouth and whispers: “Jeg kan se din PP-utskrift gjennom din overcoat” (“I can see your PP print through your overcoat”). And then u like “aye short blond hair on white girls is sexy ol McCaulay Culkin Justin Bieber with a fatty lookin a$$ PAUSE.” And she like “come. Drink.” And she open her shroud which is made from a single uncut bison skin and she bare nekky and she put my head against her heart and pour water into my mouth like I’m her bb and I’m like “wow Scandinavians are wild but I love it.” That’s how soothing that half frozen ice PP water bottle taste bruv. Anyway then she fall in love with me and ask me to live among her people and I’m like “Jeg er her for en god stund, ikke lenge, du vet jeg” (“I'm here for a good time not a long time, you know **I**”). And she shed a single tear and I pet the huskies and depart homeward. BOTTOM LINE THAT HALF FROZEN WATER BOTTLE IS A GYM BLESSING BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂

Now people always wanna be like “wow how do you live in Chicago”, “damn smash Chicago is cold asf why not Miami”, “wow Chicago is big cold yuck.” OKAY. DUH. NOBODY SAYING IT’S WARM LOL. But the cold got benefits. For one, it make the holidays pretty. I don’t celebrate Christmas but all the pretty lights and snowflakes bruv that make me feel like I’m in a quaint, adorable little English village. On some “Cheerio chap! Yes very good govvenah! BRIYYANT!” 😂 U feel me? Heritage. Not my heritage - but somebody heritage lol! Fireplaces. Cozy lil fires. U feel me? Seasons. Now it’s also downsides. I keep water bottles in my car and them bottles freeze. No bueno asf. But a HALF FROZE bottle is a come up! If u catch it at the right point in the freeze life cycle it develop a water PP column right up the middle that osmularicizes coldness through water you pour into the bottle it and freezes it to the optimal gym water temp. Boom. One sip and u transported to the mountains of Norway bruv. U thirsty. U been walking for days. U come upon a comely Norwegian birb with a gaggle of aggressive huskies barking at u. U like “Ok these huskies don’t like my kind lmao RIP to me it was real”. She opens her mouth and whispers: “Jeg kan se din PP-utskrift gjennom din overcoat” (“I can see your PP print through your overcoat”). And then u like “aye short blond hair on white girls is sexy ol McCaulay Culkin Justin Bieber with a fatty lookin a$$ PAUSE.” And she like “come. Drink.” And she open her shroud which is made from a single uncut bison skin and she bare nekky and she put my head against her heart and pour water into my mouth like I’m her bb and I’m like “wow Scandinavians are wild but I love it.” That’s how soothing that half frozen ice PP water bottle taste bruv. Anyway then she fall in love with me and ask me to live among her people and I’m like “Jeg er her for en god stund, ikke lenge, du vet jeg” (“I'm here for a good time not a long time, you know **I**”). And she shed a single tear and I pet the huskies and depart homeward. BOTTOM LINE THAT HALF FROZEN WATER BOTTLE IS A GYM BLESSING BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂

Be like
Be like
Bless up
Bless up
Chicago
Chicago
Christmas
Christmas
Fall
Fall
Frozen
Frozen
Girls
Girls
God
God
Gym
Gym
head
head
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
Life
Life
LMAO
LMAO
lol
lol
Love
Love
memes
memes
reddit
reddit
sexy
sexy
Smashing
Smashing
Thirsty
Thirsty
Work
Work
Good
Good
Hair
Hair
Heart
Heart
Home
Home
Live
Live
Norway
Norway
Norwegian
Norwegian
Okay
Okay
The Middle
The Middle
Time
Time
Water
Water
White
White
Wild
Wild
Cold
Cold
English
English
Waiting...
Waiting...
Single
Single
Adorable
Adorable
Aggressive
Aggressive
All The
All The
Been
Been
boom
boom
🤖
🤖
how
how
got
got
miami
miami
ask
ask
her
her
yes
yes
car
car
ice
ice
bison
bison
pretty lights
pretty lights
bieber
bieber
big
big
can
can
lights
lights
pet
pet
one
one
sip
sip
skin
skin
open
open
don
don
why
why
heritage
heritage
she
she
rip
rip
them
them
all
all
make
make
you
you
water bottle
water bottle
real
real
now
now
village
village
din
din
made
made
for
for
lil
lil
overcoat
overcoat
asf
asf
chap
chap
this
this
why not
why not
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bueno
in love
in love
surprise
surprise
like
like
right
right
feel
feel
always
always
people
people
do you
do you
walking
walking
tear
tear
huskies
huskies
celebrate
celebrate
then
then
snowflakes
snowflakes
blond
blond
white girls
white girls
warm
warm
i love it
i love it
and then
and then
freeze
freeze
pour
pour
froze
froze
soothing
soothing
good time
good time
saying
saying
blond hair
blond hair
my car
my car
wanna
wanna
fall in love
fall in love
but i love it
but i love it
love it
love it
culkin
culkin
shed
shed
gaggle
gaggle
pretty
pretty
somebody
somebody
cozy
cozy
nobody
nobody
shroud
shroud
no bueno
no bueno
whispers
whispers
bottle
bottle
nugget
nugget
blessing
blessing
pause
pause
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comely
bless
bless
quaint
quaint
line
line
bare
bare
optimal
optimal
fatty
fatty
uncut
uncut
through
through
yuck
yuck
holidays
 holidays
the holidays
 the holidays
no
 no
make me
 make me
see
 see
mouth
 mouth
come
 come
know
 know
days
 days
drink
 drink
anyway
 anyway
fall in love with
 fall in love with
duh
 duh
vet
 vet
birb
 birb
gets
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catch
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 life cycle
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 water bottles
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a long time
point
point
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U Come
Bottom
Bottom
Bottles
Bottles
Little
Little
And
And
You Know
You Know
Here
Here
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Justin
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For Days
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When
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I Love
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Long Time
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Single Tear
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Print
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When She
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Taste
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The
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Very Good
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From
Your
Your
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Kind
Bruv
Bruv
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Lookin
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Here For A Good Time Not A Long Time
Come Up
Come Up
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Very
These
These
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Seasons
Mountains
Mountains
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In My
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With
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Are
Are
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She Shed
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For A Good Time
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You People
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yours
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greeting
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belive
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greetings
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gag
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cummerbund
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ref
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🤖
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memes
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For Days
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You Know
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And
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Little
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Bottles
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Bottom
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U Come
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point
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a long time
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 water bottles
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 life cycle
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 feel like
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 barking
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 freezes
short
 short
catch
 catch
gets
 gets
birb
 birb
vet
 vet
duh
 duh
fall in love with
 fall in love with
anyway
 anyway
drink
 drink
days
 days
know
 know
come
 come
mouth
 mouth
see
 see
make me
 make me
no
 no
the holidays
 the holidays
holidays
 holidays
yuck
yuck
through
through
uncut
uncut
fatty
fatty
optimal
optimal
bare
bare
line
line
quaint
quaint
bless
bless
comely
comely
pause
pause
blessing
blessing
nugget
nugget
bottle
bottle
whispers
whispers
no bueno
no bueno
shroud
shroud
nobody
nobody
cozy
cozy
somebody
somebody
pretty
pretty
gaggle
gaggle
shed
shed
culkin
culkin
love it
love it
but i love it
but i love it
fall in love
fall in love
wanna
wanna
my car
my car
blond hair
blond hair
saying
saying
good time
good time
soothing
soothing
froze
froze
pour
pour
freeze
freeze
and then
and then
i love it
i love it
warm
warm
white girls
white girls
blond
blond
snowflakes
snowflakes
then
then
celebrate
celebrate
huskies
huskies
tear
tear
walking
walking
do you
do you
people
people
always
always
feel
feel
right
right
like
like
surprise
surprise
in love
in love
bueno
bueno
why not
why not
this
this
chap
chap
asf
asf
overcoat
overcoat
lil
lil
for
for
made
made
din
din
village
village
now
now
real
real
water bottle
water bottle
you
you
make
make
all
all
them
them
rip
rip
she
she
heritage
heritage
why
why
don
don
open
open
skin
skin
sip
sip
one
one
pet
pet
lights
lights
can
can
big
big
bieber
bieber
pretty lights
pretty lights
bison
bison
ice
ice
car
car
yes
yes
her
her
ask
ask
miami
miami
got
got
how
how
🤖
🤖
boom
boom
Been
Been
All The
All The
Aggressive
Aggressive
Adorable
Adorable
Single
Single
Waiting...
Waiting...
English
English
Cold
Cold
Wild
Wild
White
White
Water
Water
Time
Time
The Middle
The Middle
Okay
Okay
Norwegian
Norwegian
Norway
Norway
Live
Live
Home
Home
Heart
Heart
Hair
Hair
Good
Good
Work
Work
Thirsty
Thirsty
Smashing
Smashing
sexy
sexy
reddit
reddit
memes
memes
Love
Love
lol
lol
LMAO
LMAO
Life
Life
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
head
head
Gym
Gym
God
God
Girls
Girls
Frozen
Frozen
Fall
Fall
Christmas
Christmas
Chicago
Chicago
Bless up
Bless up
Be like
Be like

Waiting to surprise my SO with this little nugget when she gets home from work Reddit ubelatedpajamas @DrSmashlove Now people always wanna be like “wow how do you live in Chicago” “damn smash Chicago is cold asf why not Miami” “wow Chicago is big cold yuck” OKAY DUH NOBODY SAYING IT’S WARM LOL But the cold got benefits For one it make the holidays pretty I don’t celebrate Christmas but all the pretty lights and snowflakes bruv that make me feel like I’m in a quaint adorable little English village On some “Cheerio chap! Yes very good govvenah! BRIYYANT!” 😂 U feel me? Heritage Not my heritage - but somebody heritage lol! Fireplaces Cozy lil fires U feel me? Seasons Now it’s also downsides I keep water bottles in my car and them bottles freeze No bueno asf But a HALF FROZE bottle is a come up! If u catch it at the right point in the freeze life cycle it develop a water PP column right up the middle that osmularicizes coldness through water you pour into the bottle it and freezes it to the optimal gym water temp Boom One sip and u transported to the mountains of Norway bruv U thirsty U been walking for days U come upon a comely Norwegian birb with a gaggle of aggressive huskies barking at u U like “Ok these huskies don’t like my kind lmao RIP to me it was real” She opens her mouth and whispers “Jeg kan se din PP-utskrift gjennom din overcoat” “I can see your PP print through your overcoat” And then u like “aye short blond hair on white girls is sexy ol McCaulay Culkin Justin Bieber with a fatty lookin a$$ PAUSE” And she like “come Drink” And she open her shroud which is made from a single uncut bison skin and she bare nekky and she put my head against her heart and pour water into my mouth like I’m her bb and I’m like “wow Scandinavians are wild but I love it” That’s how soothing that half frozen ice PP water bottle taste bruv Anyway then she fall in love with me and ask me to live among her people and I’m like “Jeg er her for en god stund ikke lenge du vet jeg” “I'm here for a good time not a long time you know **I**” And she shed a single tear and I pet the huskies and depart homeward BOTTOM LINE THAT HALF FROZEN WATER BOTTLE IS A GYM BLESSING BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂 Meme

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