warrior-mermaids twinkle twinkle little prick you have a really tiny dick stop shaming girls for who they screw just because it isn't you prejaculate i can't hang out tomorrow i'm too busy doing nothing alone sorry mytamponjustfellout chitomero If I ever see you guys in real life I'm screaming your URL as loud as I can I dare you one time this kid sneezed in class and i said goodnight basically my social skills i seriously laughed at this for like 3 years butasparrow touchmypopsicle it's kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say 'Are you even trying?' and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off trillow is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to yeah fuck he's got knife everyone run my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks SUPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY enoshimatroll today i accidentally dropped my pencil and when i reached down to get it i had this really awkward hand touch with a guy that was going to pick it up for me and he goes oh i see how it is with a flirty face and i panicked so i just blurted i'm a lesbian and then he got really quiet gthorndal so i came up with a joke the other day while i was showering and it's quite possibly the dumbest thing i've ever thought but i laughed for a good five minutes out loud in the shower my mom thought something was wrong with me okay here goes an attorney defends a man sued for walking around town in his underwear it was a brief case msjewbooty when i was in 5th grade a boy liked me but i thought he was annoying so on the playground he tried to ask me to be his girlfriend and i said no and i had to think of an excuse so i started hugging a tree and i told him the tree was my boyfriend then later i saw him kicking the tree and i felt kinda bad ITHREW A GRAPE IN THE AIF BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE STOPPED SCREAMING i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid I threw a grape in the air I went to catch it I swear and d that fe they're on my face angry-beibers angry-beibers I ALMOST GOT INTO A CAR CRASH JUST NOW MY LAST WORDS WOULD'VE BEEN THAT CLOUD LOOKS LIKE A DICK STOP REBLOGGING THIS YOU ASSHOLES I COULD'VE DIED of seboo and im it- grey or ray gAy in America IDDING ARE YOU KIDI STRUGGLING WITH THIS SINCE I WAS LITERALLY THAT EASY22222 WHAT AROUT CANADA grEHy WHAT ABOUT AUSTRALIA? grGDAYMATEy deanprincesster one time this guy was hitting on me and he said I'm loving the whole blonde hair blue eyes thing and I said so did hitler I literally said that to a person whyiess cOmeback-Of-th3-y3ar whyjess my favorite insect is the fly because its name is actually what it does So does a bee ah ves the allusive bee known for beeing you have not experienced true panic until you come face to face with an overflowing toilet ta friend's house During a fancy party And that's the only bathroom And there's a line what depths of hell did you guys spawn from leftforbed leftforbed mcsnuggie true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it Reinvented by Gerixgames for iFanny ifunny mobi Ah yes the allusive bee known for beeing IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THAT FOR 5000 YEARS<<<THAT CLOUD LOOKS LIKE A DICK!! Meme

found ON 2019-06-08 22:45:11 BY ME.ME

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