Advice, Being Alone, and Bless Up: We just found out that our good girl will
 walk again after an accident that left her
 back legs paralyzed last month. She's the
 very best doggo
 Pic: reddit u/chaberkern
 @DrSmashlove
Now see bruv this is what I like about u ladies. As outlined in my recent caption on PMS, I thought there was truly only two type of women. Type 1: she PMSing and she want (need) the PP like an addict need pills. Type 2: the last thing she want is PP - she just wanna bathe in a soothing, wondrous bath of guacamole goodness. But no! As always, the brilliant ladies who follow me have overruled me. As dozens of comments and messages have shown - many girls are type 3 - all of the above. Hence I hereby amend my advice to the men. If ya girl a total mess of pain and hormones, hand her a note. Make it handwritten. Make it from the heart ๐Ÿค—. Here is sample wording - modify as necessary to fit your voice - some of u men cot damn near illiterate so add some misspellings, grammatical errors, logical inconsistencies, run-on sentences, and gross non-sequiturs if need be BUT DONโ€™T CHANGE IT TOO MUCH - I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR U MANGLING THE BASIC MESSAGE. Here go: โ€œDear Sweetest, Most Angelic and Wondrous Woman, Bringer of Smiles to my Face and Stiffies to Mine PP: I sense a bit of unease in thine spirit - pardon me if I hath been mistaken - but assuming this is indeed the case, I present thee with a burrito bowl dressed in two (2) scoops of guacamole to soothe thine heart and perchance bring a smile to thine countenance. If, after thou hast consumed the bowl (or the portion thereof that doth satiate thee), thou desirest for me to beat the brakes off thine lil Nani, gaze upon me, wink once, and touch thine blessed right ear, a secret signal from you to me. Upon receipt of such signal, I will, post-haste, commence an aerial and ground assault upon thine blessed cervix, the likes of which Man hath not seen but indeed hath only read in legends of olde. But only if you thou so chooseth! Indeed - thine company alone doth fill my soul with sustenance, sweet lover of mine. Very truly and always yours, [insert ya name.].โ€ BLESS UP ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Now see bruv this is what I like about u ladies. As outlined in my recent caption on PMS, I thought there was truly only two type of women. Type 1: she PMSing and she want (need) the PP like an addict need pills. Type 2: the last thing she want is PP - she just wanna bathe in a soothing, wondrous bath of guacamole goodness. But no! As always, the brilliant ladies who follow me have overruled me. As dozens of comments and messages have shown - many girls are type 3 - all of the above. Hence I hereby amend my advice to the men. If ya girl a total mess of pain and hormones, hand her a note. Make it handwritten. Make it from the heart ๐Ÿค—. Here is sample wording - modify as necessary to fit your voice - some of u men cot damn near illiterate so add some misspellings, grammatical errors, logical inconsistencies, run-on sentences, and gross non-sequiturs if need be BUT DONโ€™T CHANGE IT TOO MUCH - I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR U MANGLING THE BASIC MESSAGE. Here go: โ€œDear Sweetest, Most Angelic and Wondrous Woman, Bringer of Smiles to my Face and Stiffies to Mine PP: I sense a bit of unease in thine spirit - pardon me if I hath been mistaken - but assuming this is indeed the case, I present thee with a burrito bowl dressed in two (2) scoops of guacamole to soothe thine heart and perchance bring a smile to thine countenance. If, after thou hast consumed the bowl (or the portion thereof that doth satiate thee), thou desirest for me to beat the brakes off thine lil Nani, gaze upon me, wink once, and touch thine blessed right ear, a secret signal from you to me. Upon receipt of such signal, I will, post-haste, commence an aerial and ground assault upon thine blessed cervix, the likes of which Man hath not seen but indeed hath only read in legends of olde. But only if you thou so chooseth! Indeed - thine company alone doth fill my soul with sustenance, sweet lover of mine. Very truly and always yours, [insert ya name.].โ€ BLESS UP ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

We just found out that our good girl will walk again after an accident that left her back legs paralyzed last month She's the very best doggo Pic reddit uchaberkern @DrSmashlove Now see bruv this is what I like about u ladies As outlined in my recent caption on PMS I thought there was truly only two type of women Type 1 she PMSing and she want need the PP like an addict need pills Type 2 the last thing she want is PP - she just wanna bathe in a soothing wondrous bath of guacamole goodness But no! As always the brilliant ladies who follow me have overruled me As dozens of comments and messages have shown - many girls are type 3 - all of the above Hence I hereby amend my advice to the men If ya girl a total mess of pain and hormones hand her a note Make it handwritten Make it from the heart ๐Ÿค— Here is sample wording - modify as necessary to fit your voice - some of u men cot damn near illiterate so add some misspellings grammatical errors logical inconsistencies run-on sentences and gross non-sequiturs if need be BUT DONโ€™T CHANGE IT TOO MUCH - I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR U MANGLING THE BASIC MESSAGE Here go โ€œDear Sweetest Most Angelic and Wondrous Woman Bringer of Smiles to my Face and Stiffies to Mine PP I sense a bit of unease in thine spirit - pardon me if I hath been mistaken - but assuming this is indeed the case I present thee with a burrito bowl dressed in two 2 scoops of guacamole to soothe thine heart and perchance bring a smile to thine countenance If after thou hast consumed the bowl or the portion thereof that doth satiate thee thou desirest for me to beat the brakes off thine lil Nani gaze upon me wink once and touch thine blessed right ear a secret signal from you to me Upon receipt of such signal I will post-haste commence an aerial and ground assault upon thine blessed cervix the likes of which Man hath not seen but indeed hath only read in legends of olde But only if you thou so chooseth! Indeed - thine company alone doth fill my soul with sustenance sweet lover of mine Very truly and always yours insert ya nameโ€ BLESS UP ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Meme

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