Dad, Driving, and Head: what is the dumbest thing you've ever done for absolutely no reason? (self-AskReddit)
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thenarius:

galpalactic:

this thread has me in tears right now
We were driving to a restaurant and wanted to see how long the wait was. My dad handed me the phone book and asked me to look up the number. I, for whatever reason, thought he said “get rid of this”. So I opened the window and chucked the phone book while we were going 70 MPH down the highway.
great
I stuck my hand in a bowl of soup simply because I hadn’t before.
same
When I was maybe 10-12, I threw one of my dad’s golf clubs that had no head on it like a spear down the hallway after telling my brother it would be cool.
absolutely
One time I was eating a lemon poppyseed muffin. The phone rang, so I reacted by shoving the entire muffin my mouth and eating it as fast as I could, nearly choking to death, and I didn’t even make it to the phone before it stopped ringing.
huge mood
Gave my sister a piggyback when she was giving my other sister a piggyback at the same time
thank you for your service

thenarius: galpalactic: this thread has me in tears right now We were driving to a restaurant and wanted to see how long the wait was. My dad handed me the phone book and asked me to look up the number. I, for whatever reason, thought he said “get rid of this”. So I opened the window and chucked the phone book while we were going 70 MPH down the highway. great I stuck my hand in a bowl of soup simply because I hadn’t before. same When I was maybe 10-12, I threw one of my dad’s golf clubs that had no head on it like a spear down the hallway after telling my brother it would be cool. absolutely One time I was eating a lemon poppyseed muffin. The phone rang, so I reacted by shoving the entire muffin my mouth and eating it as fast as I could, nearly choking to death, and I didn’t even make it to the phone before it stopped ringing. huge mood Gave my sister a piggyback when she was giving my other sister a piggyback at the same time thank you for your service

what is the dumbest thing you've ever done for absolutely no reason? self-AskReddit 3223 submitted 5 hours ago by blackwatchdoctoro +1 1977 comments source share save hide give gold report crosspost hide all child comments thenarius galpalactic this thread has me in tears right now We were driving to a restaurant and wanted to see how long the wait was My dad handed me the phone book and asked me to look up the number I for whatever reason thought he said “get rid of this” So I opened the window and chucked the phone book while we were going 70 MPH down the highway great I stuck my hand in a bowl of soup simply because I hadn’t before same When I was maybe 10-12 I threw one of my dad’s golf clubs that had no head on it like a spear down the hallway after telling my brother it would be cool absolutely One time I was eating a lemon poppyseed muffin The phone rang so I reacted by shoving the entire muffin my mouth and eating it as fast as I could nearly choking to death and I didn’t even make it to the phone before it stopped ringing huge mood Gave my sister a piggyback when she was giving my other sister a piggyback at the same time thank you for your service Meme

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