Alive
Alive
ass
ass
Phone
Phone
yeah
yeah
Zombies
Zombies
Appreciate
Appreciate
Breakfast
Breakfast
Definition
Definition
Genius
Genius
How To
How To
Today
Today
Voice
Voice
Watch
Watch
What Is
What Is
Zombie
Zombie
Military
Military
Brilliant
Brilliant
Sly
Sly
Laziness
Laziness
Never
Never
Thought
Thought
Waiting...
Waiting...
Back
Back
how
how
epic
epic
another
another
sun
sun
the sun
the sun
definition of
definition of
steel
steel
once
once
next
next
bagel
bagel
light
light
the bridge
the bridge
big
big
him
him
the zombies
the zombies
the wall
the wall
us military
us military
one
one
bridge
bridge
down
down
may
may
ops
ops
own
own
wake
wake
face
face
thing
thing
moment
moment
you
you
ship
ship
person
person
what
what
times
times
five
five
still
still
for
for
officer
officer
lounge
lounge
spot
spot
side
side
this
this
wake up
wake up
get
get
this guy
this guy
done
done
right
right
guy
guy
people
people
eat
eat
well
well
eyes
eyes
escape
escape
beauty
beauty
thanks
thanks
awe
awe
morning
morning
just
just
enough
enough
then
then
realize
realize
grin
grin
and then
and then
hes
hes
mention
mention
for today
for today
putting
putting
terrified
terrified
asleep
asleep
tons
tons
the morning
the morning
in awe
in awe
witnessed
witnessed
right-on
right-on
literally
literally
shift
shift
ever
ever
back and forth
back and forth
conscious
conscious
ships
ships
there
there
bites
bites
gnaw
gnaw
circle
circle
wall
 wall
totally
 totally
my back
 my back
chewing
 chewing
morning sun
 morning sun
not a morning person
 not a morning person
to-be-alive
to-be-alive
out
out
slide
slide
bright
bright
Off
Off
And
And
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I Am
When
When
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Morning Person
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That
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Squinting
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Half Asleep
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The
From
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Few
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Eats
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Looks
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Painful
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Overwhelm
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After
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Behind
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Was
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With
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Half
Our
Our
Returning
Returning
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Going
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But Then
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The Definition
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Begins
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I Was
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Looks At
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Between
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Since
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Degrees
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Has
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Before
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The Definition Of
Is Just
Is Just
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Changed
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Remembering
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Says
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Well Known
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Known
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His
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Thousands
Course
Course
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Could
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Having
A Few
A Few
Adjust
Adjust
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And Basically
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And Is
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And Then He
At Me
At Me
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Get The
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He Says
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His Eyes
His Face
His Face
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I Am In
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Im Terrified
In The
In The
Just Barely
Just Barely
Me To
Me To
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Not A
On A
On A
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Operations
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Ordering
Out Of
Out Of
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Six
Across
Across
Across From
Across From
Begun
Begun
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Ive
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Blazing
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Bleary
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Bleary Eyed
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Brilliance
Clears
Clears
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Ever So
Forth
Forth
Hour
Hour
Of His
Of His
Off Of
Off Of
Onto
Onto
Outboard
Outboard
Patrol
Patrol
Reposition
Reposition
Slowly
Slowly
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To Be
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Gives
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Im Still
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Youve
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Realize That
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Me
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Stops
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My
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Has Begun
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Puts
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Walks
Us
Us
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Picks
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Im
Going To
Going To
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Ever Done
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Picks Up
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Then He
At
At
His Own
His Own
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He May
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Redirected
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Hundreds
Eyed
Eyed
Officers
Officers
Just Witnessed
Just Witnessed
That He
That He
Eat His
Eat His
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Pauses
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In The
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His
Thinks
Thinks
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Wanting
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Only
Https
Https
Threw
Threw
Do You Know
Do You Know
Are
Are
Was
Was

What is the laziest thing you've ever done? I was once on a US military ship having breakfast in the wardroom officers lounge when the Operations Officer OPS walks in This guy was the definition of NOT a morning person he's still half asleep bleary eyed basically a zombie with a bagel He sits down across from me to eat his bagel and is just barely conscious My back is to the outboard side of the ship and the morning sun is blazing in one of the portholes putting a big bright-ass circle of light right on his barely conscious face He's squinting and chewing and basically just remembering how to be alive for today It's painful to watch But then zombie-OPS stops chewing slowly picks up the phone and dials the bridge In his well-known I'm-still-totally-asleep voice he says heeeey It's OPS Could you shift our barpat yeah one six five Thanks And puts the phone down And then he just sits there Squinting Waiting And then ever so slowly I realize that that big blazing spot of sun has begun to slide off the zombie's face and onto the wall behind him After a moment it clears his face and he blinks slowly a few times and the brilliant beauty of what I've just witnessed begins to overwhelm me By ordering the bridge to adjust the ship's back-and-forth patrol by about 15 degrees he's changed our course just enough to reposition the sun off of his face He's literally just redirected thousands of tons of steel and hundreds of people so that he could get the sun out of his eyes while he eats his bagel I am in awe He slowly picks up his bagel and for a moment I'm terrified at the thought that his own genius may escape him that he may never appreciate the epic brilliance of his laziness since he's not going to wake up for another hour But between his next bites he pauses looks at me and gives me the faintest sly grin before returning to gnaw slowly on his zombie bagel Mention The Laziest Thing You’ve Ever Done Meme

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