Bad
Bad
Beer
Beer
Bitch
Bitch
crazy
crazy
huh
huh
I Bet
I Bet
lol
lol
Money
Money
nasty
nasty
trap
trap
weird
weird
Wow
Wow
yeah
yeah
Lost
Lost
Meaning
Meaning
Quite
Quite
Rottweiler
Rottweiler
Wild
Wild
Husband
Husband
Amazing
Amazing
Grand
Grand
Old
Old
Inebriated
Inebriated
Laughter
Laughter
Taps
Taps
Nice
Nice
All The
All The
Asks
Asks
arms
arms
personal
personal
cheers
cheers
another
another
ask
ask
her
her
Dog
Dog
blood
blood
air
air
punchline
punchline
twisted
twisted
bet
bet
next
next
triumph
triumph
wham
wham
beast
beast
push
push
up in the air
up in the air
big
big
him
him
can
can
one
one
friend
friend
down
down
bucks
bucks
bar
bar
the beast
the beast
challenge
challenge
etc
etc
man
man
three
three
will
will
she
she
all
all
first
first
make
make
they
they
like crazy
like crazy
new
new
you
you
door
door
bill
bill
emmanuel
emmanuel
story
story
real
real
shirt
shirt
inside
inside
now
now
scene
scene
what
what
lady
lady
five
five
hearing
hearing
made
made
for
for
whats
whats
tooth
tooth
decade
decade
knock
knock
more
more
this
this
you gotta
you gotta
get
get
really
really
what are
what are
lonely
lonely
hey
hey
joke
joke
like
like
laugh
laugh
sure
sure
guy
guy
nothing
nothing
people
people
full
full
well
well
guys
guys
what a
what a
suddenly
suddenly
damn
damn
one punch
one punch
classic
classic
whatever
whatever
succeed
succeed
then
then
finally
finally
crowd
crowd
everyone
everyone
tried
tried
ripped
ripped
bouncer
bouncer
coming
coming
fifty
fifty
and then
and then
breathing
breathing
anyone
anyone
over there
over there
my friend
my friend
for real
for real
these days
these days
hey man
hey man
shes
shes
stupid
stupid
maybe
maybe
ill
ill
uh huh
uh huh
there
there
rabid
rabid
from behind
 from behind
owns
 owns
cheering
 cheering
punch
 punch
see
 see
need
 need
come
 come
place
 place
days
 days
ago
 ago
views
 views
anyway
 anyway
around
 around
seconds
 seconds
jar
 jar
vet
 vet
task
 task
tall
 tall
yells
 yells
again
 again
punches
 punches
give her
 give her
backyard
 backyard
30 seconds
 30 seconds
weird laugh
 weird laugh
tourist trap
 tourist trap
you must be new here
 you must be new here
in-the-air
in-the-air
out
out
over
over
Drinks
Drinks
Hahah
Hahah
Damn Dog
Damn Dog
Your Stupid
Your Stupid
People These Days
People These Days
Off
Off
And
And
Here
Here
Whats That
Whats That
Its A
Its A
Tourist
Tourist
A Lot
A Lot
Bartender
Bartender
Actually
Actually
That
That
Shoulder
Shoulder
Very Nice
Very Nice
Try
Try
But
But
Not
Not
Arms Up
Arms Up
The Door
The Door
Give
Give
The
The
Meaning Of
Meaning Of
I Have A
I Have A
From
From
We Tried
We Tried
Counter
Counter
Your
Your
I Have
I Have
Its
Its
Behind The
Behind The
Take
Take
Starts
Starts
What Joke
What Joke
Gotta
Gotta
Pull
Pull
Stained
Stained
Very
Very
Its Amazing
Its Amazing
These
These
Burst
Burst
The Bar
The Bar
At Least
At Least
Backdoor
Backdoor
Behind
Behind
Thats
Thats
Take Out
Take Out
With
With
Screams
Screams
In A
In A
Should
Should
Are
Are
Upvotes
Upvotes
Have
Have
Wheres
Wheres
If You
If You
At First
At First
The Guy
The Guy
Goes
Goes
Do Not
Do Not
Put
Put
Wheres The
Wheres The
Which
Which
View
View
Has
Has
Groups
Groups
The Counter
The Counter
Lot
Lot
Must
Must
Theres
Theres
Nice Lady
Nice Lady
Apart
Apart
Tell
Tell
Seventy
Seventy
Thinks
Thinks
His
His
Muscular
Muscular
Some
Some
Pushes
Pushes
Loudly
Loudly
Having
Having
Muffled
Muffled
Upstairs
Upstairs
A Bad
A Bad
A Lot Of Money
A Lot Of Money
A Lot Of
A Lot Of
All The Money
All The Money
All This
All This
And You
And You
Billings
Billings
Crowd Cheers
Crowd Cheers
Guy Walks Into A Bar
Guy Walks Into A Bar
Have A
Have A
Ill Do
Ill Do
In The
In The
In There
In There
Into
Into
Muscular Guy
Muscular Guy
New Here
New Here
Written
Written
Anywhere
Anywhere
Classically
Classically
Muscularity
Muscularity
Stupidness
Stupidness
Toothed
Toothed
Toothful
Toothful
Toothing
Toothing
Tooths
Tooths
Directed By
Directed By
A Href
A Href
Was
Was
Front
Front
The
The
That
That
And
And
month
 month
no
 no
dank
dank

What joke will make one burst into laughter for at least 30 seconds? DO NOT TELL A PERSONAL STORY A joke should be the classic meaning of a joke with a punchline etc More Emmanuel Gautier I have a weird laugh Written Thu Guy walks into a bar orders a beer and notices a big jar full of money behind the counter He asks the bartender Hey man what's that jar? I bet there's at least one grand in there! Ah you must be new here It's a challenge If you put in fifty bucks and then succeed at three tasks you get all the money inside the jar Really? Man what a tourist trap! Do people actually try that? Sure Damn Stil that's a lot of money I gotta ask what are the three tasks? Well first you need to go over to the bouncer over there Yeah the tall muscular guy And you gotta knock him out in one punch Wow Yeah Next in the backyard we have this wild rottweiler Nasty dog Rabid And it has a bad tooth We tried having the vet over but he won't come anywhere near the beast The task is to take out his bad tooth Uh huh And finally there's this lady upstairs She owns the place She's quite old Sixty five maybe seventy Very nice lady She lost her husband a decade ago and well she's lonely The task is to go see her and give her some That is twisted my friend Wow It's amazing that anyone thinks they can pull all this off People these days Anyway' The guy drinks his beer and then has another And another And another Now quite inebriated he punches the counter and yells Whatever man I'll do your stupid challenge! He throws in a $50 bill goes to the bouncer taps him on the shoulder and WHAM! The bouncer is down in one punch Everyone in the bar suddenly groups around the scene and starts cheering frantically The guy shouts Where's the damn dog at? people push him to the backdoor which he pushes The crowd awaits hearing nothing at first Then muffled screams punches scratches and howls coming from behind the door Finally the door opens again and the guy paces into the bar slowly his shirt ripped apart and stained with blood breathing loudly Finally he throws his arms up in the air and shouts in triumph! As the crowd cheers like crazy he yells NOW WHERE'S THE OLD BITCH WITH THE BAD TOOTH? 489k Views View Upvotes Hahah made me LOL for real guys hhaha Meme

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