What Joke Will Make One Burst Into Laughter for at Least 30 Seconds? DO NOT TELL a PERSONAL STORY a Joke Should Be the Classic Meaning of a Joke With a Punchline Etc More Emmanuel Gautier I Have a Weird Laugh Written Thu Guy Walks Into a Bar Orders a Beer and Notices a Big Jar Full of Money Behind the Counter He Asks the Bartender Hey Man What's That Jar? I Bet There's at Least One Grand in There! Ah You Must Be New Here It's a Challenge if You Put in Fifty Bucks and Then Succeed at Three Tasks You Get All the Money Inside the Jar Really? Man What a Tourist Trap! Do People Actually Try That? Sure Damn Stil That's a Lot of Money I Gotta Ask What Are the Three Tasks? Well First You Need to Go Over to the Bouncer Over There Yeah the Tall Muscular Guy and You Gotta Knock Him Out in One Punch Wow Yeah Next in the Backyard We Have This Wild Rottweiler Nasty Dog Rabid and It Has a Bad Tooth We Tried Having the Vet Over but He Won't Come Anywhere Near the Beast the Task Is to Take Out His Bad Tooth Uh Huh and Finally There's This Lady Upstairs She Owns the Place She's Quite Old Sixty Five Maybe Seventy Very Nice Lady She Lost Her Husband a Decade Ago and Well She's Lonely the Task Is to Go See Her and Give Her Some That Is Twisted My Friend Wow It's Amazing That Anyone Thinks They Can Pull All This Off People These Days Anyway' the Guy Drinks His Beer and Then Has Another and Another and Another Now Quite Inebriated He Punches the Counter and Yells Whatever Man I'll Do Your Stupid Challenge! He Throws in a $50 Bill Goes to the Bouncer Taps Him on the Shoulder and WHAM! The Bouncer Is Down in One Punch Everyone in the Bar Suddenly Groups Around the Scene and Starts Cheering Frantically the Guy Shouts Where's the Damn Dog At? People Push Him to the Backdoor Which He Pushes the Crowd Awaits Hearing Nothing at First Then Muffled Screams Punches Scratches and Howls Coming From Behind the Door Finally the Door Opens Again and the Guy Paces Into the Bar Slowly His Shirt Ripped Apart and Stained With Blood Breathing Loudly Finally He Throws His Arms Up in the Air and Shouts in Triumph! As the Crowd Cheers Like Crazy He Yells NOW WHERE'S THE OLD BITCH WITH THE BAD TOOTH? 489k Views View Upvotes Hahah Made Me LOL for Real Guys Hhaha