WHAT TO DO IF A BEAR ATTACKS YOU AND ALL YOU HAVE IS A KNIFE 1 Remain calm stand still2 Stab repeatedly until you die YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ANYWAYMIGHTASWELL TRY TO BEAT THE RECORD FOR PRE-DEATH BEAR STABS WHICH IS 12 BEARS DONT EXPLODE THEY BURST INTO MORE BEARS DO NOT SHOOT AT BEARS BEARS HAVE A NATURAL INSTINCT TO FLIP OVER THE BULLETS AND KILL YOU HOW TO AVOID BEAR HEADLOCKS 1 Detach head 2 Discard TP BEARMAGEDDON COM BEAR SURVIVAL TIP BEFRIEND SOMEONE FATTER THAN YOU A GUIDE TO HAND TO HAND COMBAT WITH BEARS RIGHT CROSS FRONT KICK UPPER CUT INEFFECTIVE JUMPING SUPLEX PILEDRIVER ROUNDHOUSE X INEFFECTIVE X INEFFECTIVE ON HOW TO PUNCH A BEAR WARNING DANGEROUS l Find a bear 2 Make a fist 3 Die NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE ALIVE BEAR ATTACK TIP TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BIGGER Bigger No bigger Not even close IT ONLY WORKS IF YOU CAN LOOK BIGGER THAN THE BEAR BEAR ATTACK TIP F ATTACKED PLAY DEAD IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A COUPLE MINUTES LATER How to survive a bear attack Meme

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