Amazon, Bad, and Dad: When the African Grey parrot N'kisi first
 met Jane Goodall, he recognized her
 from a photograph and asked "Got a
 chimp?" It is claimed that this was a
 possible display of a sense of humor.
 Cc
 Ultrafacts.tumblr.com
larkiaquail:

nuttyrabbit:
outragedbird:


theofficialvincenzo:

countess7:

buggery-approved:


whatswrongwithblue:

toshio-the-starman:

onyx-san:

siddharthasmama:

angel-with-a-flower-crown:

maggiemunkee:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.

that is one sadistic bird 

I am slightly afraid now.

I love birds?

African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors.
I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”.
Parrots are awesome.

I have an African Grey named Loki and he lives up to his name.
He likes to scream and mimic the sounds of things falling off the shelf and when we run into the room to see what’s happening he says “The cat did it! Bad Sammy!” and laughs.
Whenever he gets mad at me he flies away from me, but since he can’t fly very well, he always crash lands. And the first thing he says when I go to pick him up, without fail, is always “You need to vacuum,” in a very bitter grumble. 
Loki likes to call our cat to him. He’ll sit there for minutes saying “here kitty kitty kitty.” The cat will come, walk up to the bird, get bit and then Loki will laugh as the cat screams and runs away. This goes on for hours. 
If it’s late at night and he’s tired, but I’m still up with the lights on, he’ll say “Loki go night night.” It’s starts of in a normal tone and then gets louder and louder until he’s screaming “LOKI GO NIGHT NIGHT!” 
If he sees my dad fall asleep, he screams like a little girl to scare my dad awake. And then laughs. He’s kind of perfected that evil laugh.
But the best one was when I brought home the man who has since become my ex for the first time, Loki looked him dead in the eyes and said “I’m going to bite you.” My parrot was the first one to see what a bad person my ex. He was smarter than us all. 


Parrots are people.


@oneshortdamnfuse


African Greys are like the greatest animal on the planet

When I was a kid, we had a rescued african grey called Dodi, and once I was arguing with my mum about my bed time, and the parrot (who had some very foul mouthed previous owners) just shouted at me “for fuck sake go to bed!” also whenever we hoovered he’d call us “yoooou dusty cunts” best thing was he had a scottish accent 


Reblogging for Scottish swearing parrot

YOOOOU DUSTY CUNTS

larkiaquail: nuttyrabbit: outragedbird: theofficialvincenzo: countess7: buggery-approved: whatswrongwithblue: toshio-the-starman: onyx-san: siddharthasmama: angel-with-a-flower-crown: maggiemunkee: ultrafacts: Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed. that is one sadistic bird  I am slightly afraid now. I love birds? African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors. I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”. Parrots are awesome. I have an African Grey named Loki and he lives up to his name. He likes to scream and mimic the sounds of things falling off the shelf and when we run into the room to see what’s happening he says “The cat did it! Bad Sammy!” and laughs. Whenever he gets mad at me he flies away from me, but since he can’t fly very well, he always crash lands. And the first thing he says when I go to pick him up, without fail, is always “You need to vacuum,” in a very bitter grumble.  Loki likes to call our cat to him. He’ll sit there for minutes saying “here kitty kitty kitty.” The cat will come, walk up to the bird, get bit and then Loki will laugh as the cat screams and runs away. This goes on for hours.  If it’s late at night and he’s tired, but I’m still up with the lights on, he’ll say “Loki go night night.” It’s starts of in a normal tone and then gets louder and louder until he’s screaming “LOKI GO NIGHT NIGHT!”  If he sees my dad fall asleep, he screams like a little girl to scare my dad awake. And then laughs. He’s kind of perfected that evil laugh. But the best one was when I brought home the man who has since become my ex for the first time, Loki looked him dead in the eyes and said “I’m going to bite you.” My parrot was the first one to see what a bad person my ex. He was smarter than us all.  Parrots are people. @oneshortdamnfuse African Greys are like the greatest animal on the planet When I was a kid, we had a rescued african grey called Dodi, and once I was arguing with my mum about my bed time, and the parrot (who had some very foul mouthed previous owners) just shouted at me “for fuck sake go to bed!” also whenever we hoovered he’d call us “yoooou dusty cunts” best thing was he had a scottish accent Reblogging for Scottish swearing parrot YOOOOU DUSTY CUNTS

Amazon
Amazon
Bad
Bad
Dad
Dad
Facts
Facts
FAIL
FAIL
Fall
Fall
family
family
Love
Love
Run
Run
Scare
Scare
Scream
Scream
Target
Target
tumblr
tumblr
wikipedia
wikipedia
Angel
Angel
Animal
Animal
Best
Best
Birds
Birds
Blog
Blog
Flower
Flower
Fuck
Fuck
Girl
Girl
Grey
Grey
Home
Home
Http
Http
Time
Time
Vacuum
Vacuum
Water
Water
Wiki
Wiki
Awesome
Awesome
Mad
Mad
Scottish
Scottish
Evil
Evil
Jane Goodall
Jane Goodall
Thought
Thought
Running
Running
Approved
Approved
Bad Person
Bad Person
Blank
Blank
got
got
her
her
cat
cat
crash
crash
loki
loki
greys
greys
mama
mama
com
com
once
once
class
class
sake
sake
hung
hung
who
who
onyx
onyx
the grey
the grey
him
him
source
source
can
can
parrot
parrot
lights
lights
san
san
one
one
closer
closer
friend
friend
starman
starman
play
play
mimic
mimic
man
man
fly
fly
awake
awake
name
name
planet
planet
org
org
wikipedia org
wikipedia org
will
will
she
she
crown
crown
did
did
kid
kid
all
all
first
first
the sounds
the sounds
they
they
thing
thing
you
you
call
call
bite
bite
now
now
person
person
kitty
kitty
post
post
accent
accent
what
what
still
still
for
for
normal
normal
african
african
tone
tone
humor
humor
sammy
sammy
parrots
parrots
fine
fine
sadistic
sadistic
bitter
bitter
href
href
happening
happening
african grey
african grey
african grey parrot
african grey parrot
look
look
read
read
visitors
visitors
more
more
this
this
the best
the best
the room
the room
get
get
tired
tired
little girl
little girl
like
like
laugh
laugh
screaming
screaming
dead
dead
bed
bed
greatest
greatest
always
always
kitchen
kitchen
people
people
likes
likes
well
well
when i was a kid
when i was a kid
what a
what a
cunts
cunts
evil laugh
evil laugh
room
room
eyes
eyes
just
just
everything
everything
then
then
possible
possible
my ex
my ex
afraid
afraid
arguing
arguing
someone
someone
foul
foul
and then
and then
tmblr
tmblr
sense of humor
sense of humor
falling
falling
away
away
i thought
i thought
asleep
asleep
saying
saying
whenever
whenever
seems
seems
the bird
the bird
go to bed
go to bed
preparing
preparing
watching tv
watching tv
night night
night night
grumble
grumble
anecdote
anecdote
their
their
heard
heard
go to
go to
the man
the man
particularly
particularly
paco
paco
there
there
whose
whose
dusty
dusty
walk
 walk
/tv/
 /tv/
called
 called
bed time
 bed time
dinner
 dinner
night
 night
see
 see
things
 things
hours
 hours
minutes
 minutes
need
 need
come
 come
follow
 follow
want
 want
say
 say
said
 said
lives
 lives
for the first time
 for the first time
gets
 gets
late
 late
bird
 bird
watching
 watching
get along
 get along
love birds
 love birds
the family
 the family
tumblr blog
 tumblr blog
falling off
 falling off
the first time
 the first time
like a little girl
 like a little girl
out
out
Fuck Sake
Fuck Sake
Ultrafacts
Ultrafacts
Go Night Night
Go Night Night
Walk Up
Walk Up
Off
Off
Ultrafacts Tumblr
Ultrafacts Tumblr
Little
Little
And
And
I Am
I Am
Chimp
Chimp
The Greatest
The Greatest
Flower Crown
Flower Crown
Swearing
Swearing
When
When
Claimed
Claimed
When I Was
When I Was
I Love
I Love
That
That
Flies Away
Flies Away
But
But
Jane
Jane
Laughs
Laughs
The
The
The First
The First
From
From
When The
When The
At Night
At Night
I Have
I Have
First Time
First Time
Starts
Starts
Owners
Owners
Kind
Kind
Kitty Kitty Kitty
Kitty Kitty Kitty
Fall Asleep
Fall Asleep
Laughed
Laughed
Runs Away
Runs Away
Photograph
Photograph
Buggery
Buggery
A Little
A Little
One Time
One Time
Kind Of
Kind Of
Very
Very
Pick
Pick
Sit
Sit
Without
Without
While
While
Looks
Looks
Ex
Ex
Louder
Louder
Met
Met
Dodi
Dodi
Was
Was
With
With
Screams
Screams
Mum
Mum
Our
Our
In A
In A
Are
Are
Have
Have
Sounds
Sounds
Going
Going
If You
If You
Sense
Sense
Flower Crown Tumblr
Flower Crown Tumblr
Had
Had
When I
When I
Goes
Goes
I Was
I Was
Shelf
Shelf
Also
Also
Looks At
Looks At
Casually
Casually
My Bed
My Bed
A Href
A Href
Https
Https
About
About
Tumblr Com
Tumblr Com
Since
Since
Has
Has
Flies
Flies
En Wikipedia Org
En Wikipedia Org
To Scream
To Scream
Accomplishments
Accomplishments
Than
Than
Smartest
Smartest
One Night
One Night
Says
Says
Become
Become
Runs
Runs
Known
Known
Along
Along
His
His
Some
Some
Recognized
Recognized
Slightly
Slightly
Bit
Bit
I Heard
I Heard
In The Kitchen
In The Kitchen
A Bad
A Bad
A Closer Look
A Closer Look
A Friend
A Friend
A Kid
A Kid
Any
Any
Arguing With
Arguing With
At Me
At Me
Best One
Best One
Bite You
Bite You
But I
But I
But The
But The
Closer Look
Closer Look
Did It
Did It
For The
For The
Foul Mouthed
Foul Mouthed
Goes On
Goes On
He Lives
He Lives
He Says
He Says
Http En Wikipedia Org Wiki
Http En Wikipedia Org Wiki
I Love Birds
I Love Birds
I Read
I Read
I Was A
I Was A
In The
In The
Into
Into
It Is
It Is
Like A
Like A
Mad At Me
Mad At Me
My Dad
My Dad
Smarter
Smarter
Along With
Along With
Toshio
Toshio
Off The Shelf
Off The Shelf
Is A
Is A
En Wikipedia Org
En Wikipedia Org
Imgflip Com
Imgflip Com
Take
Take
Obligations
Obligations
The Word
The Word
The
The
And
And
Super Hornio Brothers
Super Hornio Brothers
point
point
to-do-with
to-do-with
realistic
 realistic
january
 january
explore
 explore
no
 no
walk
 walk
rol
rol
norms
norms
neck
neck
actors
actors
november
november
youre
youre
this
this
href
href
www
www
evening
evening
wikipedia org
wikipedia org
org
org
Wiki
Wiki
Http
Http
wikipedia
wikipedia
tumblr
tumblr
Target
Target
Love
Love
Friends
Friends
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Friends
Friends
Love
Love
Target
Target
tumblr
tumblr
wikipedia
wikipedia
Http
Http
Wiki
Wiki
org
org
wikipedia org
wikipedia org
evening
evening
www
www
href
href
this
this
youre
youre
november
november
actors
actors
neck
neck
norms
norms
rol
rol
walk
 walk
no
 no
explore
 explore
january
 january
realistic
 realistic
to-do-with
to-do-with
point
point
Super Hornio Brothers
Super Hornio Brothers
And
And
The
The
The Word
The Word
Obligations
Obligations
Take
Take
Imgflip Com
Imgflip Com
En Wikipedia Org
En Wikipedia Org
Is A
Is A
Off The Shelf
Off The Shelf
Toshio
Toshio
Along With
Along With
Smarter
Smarter
My Dad
My Dad
Mad At Me
Mad At Me
Like A
Like A
It Is
It Is
Into
Into
In The
In The
I Was A
I Was A
I Read
I Read
I Love Birds
I Love Birds
Http En Wikipedia Org Wiki
Http En Wikipedia Org Wiki
He Says
He Says
He Lives
He Lives
Goes On
Goes On
Foul Mouthed
Foul Mouthed
For The
For The
Did It
Did It
Closer Look
Closer Look
But The
But The
But I
But I
Bite You
Bite You
Best One
Best One
At Me
At Me
Arguing With
Arguing With
Any
Any
A Kid
A Kid
A Friend
A Friend
A Closer Look
A Closer Look
A Bad
A Bad
In The Kitchen
In The Kitchen
I Heard
I Heard
Bit
Bit
Slightly
Slightly
Recognized
Recognized
Some
Some
His
His
Along
Along
Known
Known
Runs
Runs
Become
Become
Says
Says
One Night
One Night
Smartest
Smartest
Than
Than
Accomplishments
Accomplishments
To Scream
To Scream
En Wikipedia Org
En Wikipedia Org
Flies
Flies
Has
Has
Since
Since
Tumblr Com
Tumblr Com
About
About
Https
Https
A Href
A Href
My Bed
My Bed
Casually
Casually
Looks At
Looks At
Also
Also
Shelf
Shelf
I Was
I Was
Goes
Goes
When I
When I
Had
Had
Flower Crown Tumblr
Flower Crown Tumblr
Sense
Sense
If You
If You
Going
Going
Sounds
Sounds
Have
Have
Are
Are
In A
In A
Our
Our
Mum
Mum
Screams
Screams
With
With
Was
Was
Dodi
Dodi
Met
Met
Louder
Louder
Ex
Ex
Looks
Looks
While
While
Without
Without
Sit
Sit
Pick
Pick
Very
Very
Kind Of
Kind Of
One Time
One Time
A Little
A Little
Buggery
Buggery
Photograph
Photograph
Runs Away
Runs Away
Laughed
Laughed
Fall Asleep
Fall Asleep
Kitty Kitty Kitty
Kitty Kitty Kitty
Kind
Kind
Owners
Owners
Starts
Starts
First Time
First Time
I Have
I Have
At Night
At Night
When The
When The
From
From
The First
The First
The
The
Laughs
Laughs
Jane
Jane
But
But
Flies Away
Flies Away
That
That
I Love
I Love
When I Was
When I Was
Claimed
Claimed
When
When
Swearing
Swearing
Flower Crown
Flower Crown
The Greatest
The Greatest
Chimp
Chimp
I Am
I Am
And
And
Little
Little
Ultrafacts Tumblr
Ultrafacts Tumblr
Off
Off
Walk Up
Walk Up
Go Night Night
Go Night Night
Ultrafacts
Ultrafacts
Fuck Sake
Fuck Sake
out
out
like a little girl
 like a little girl
the first time
 the first time
falling off
 falling off
tumblr blog
 tumblr blog
the family
 the family
love birds
 love birds
get along
 get along
watching
 watching
bird
 bird
late
 late
gets
 gets
for the first time
 for the first time
lives
 lives
said
 said
say
 say
want
 want
follow
 follow
come
 come
need
 need
minutes
 minutes
hours
 hours
things
 things
see
 see
night
 night
dinner
 dinner
bed time
 bed time
called
 called
/tv/
 /tv/
walk
 walk
dusty
dusty
whose
whose
there
there
paco
paco
particularly
particularly
the man
the man
go to
go to
heard
heard
their
their
anecdote
anecdote
grumble
grumble
night night
night night
watching tv
watching tv
preparing
preparing
go to bed
go to bed
the bird
the bird
seems
seems
whenever
whenever
saying
saying
asleep
asleep
i thought
i thought
away
away
falling
falling
sense of humor
sense of humor
tmblr
tmblr
and then
and then
foul
foul
someone
someone
arguing
arguing
afraid
afraid
my ex
my ex
possible
possible
then
then
everything
everything
just
just
eyes
eyes
room
room
evil laugh
evil laugh
cunts
cunts
what a
what a
when i was a kid
when i was a kid
well
well
likes
likes
people
people
kitchen
kitchen
always
always
greatest
greatest
bed
bed
dead
dead
screaming
screaming
laugh
laugh
like
like
little girl
little girl
tired
tired
get
get
the room
the room
the best
the best
this
this
more
more
visitors
visitors
read
read
look
look
african grey parrot
african grey parrot
african grey
african grey
happening
happening
href
href
bitter
bitter
sadistic
sadistic
fine
fine
parrots
parrots
sammy
sammy
humor
humor
tone
tone
african
african
normal
normal
for
for
still
still
what
what
accent
accent
post
post
kitty
kitty
person
person
now
now
bite
bite
call
call
you
you
thing
thing
they
they
the sounds
the sounds
first
first
all
all
kid
kid
did
did
crown
crown
she
she
will
will
wikipedia org
wikipedia org
org
org
planet
planet
name
name
awake
awake
fly
fly
man
man
mimic
mimic
play
play
starman
starman
friend
friend
closer
closer
one
one
san
san
lights
lights
parrot
parrot
can
can
source
source
him
him
the grey
the grey
onyx
onyx
who
who
hung
hung
sake
sake
class
class
once
once
com
com
mama
mama
greys
greys
loki
loki
crash
crash
cat
cat
her
her
got
got
Blank
Blank
Bad Person
Bad Person
Approved
Approved
Running
Running
Thought
Thought
Jane Goodall
Jane Goodall
Evil
Evil
Scottish
Scottish
Mad
Mad
Awesome
Awesome
Wiki
Wiki
Water
Water
Vacuum
Vacuum
Time
Time
Http
Http
Home
Home
Grey
Grey
Girl
Girl
Fuck
Fuck
Flower
Flower
Blog
Blog
Birds
Birds
Best
Best
Animal
Animal
Angel
Angel
wikipedia
wikipedia
tumblr
tumblr
Target
Target
Scream
Scream
Scare
Scare
Run
Run
Love
Love
family
family
Fall
Fall
FAIL
FAIL
Facts
Facts
Dad
Dad
Bad
Bad
Amazon
Amazon

When the African Grey parrot N'kisi first met Jane Goodall he recognized her from a photograph and asked Got a chimp? It is claimed that this was a possible display of a sense of humor Cc Ultrafactstumblrcom larkiaquail nuttyrabbit outragedbird theofficialvincenzo countess7 buggery-approved whatswrongwithblue toshio-the-starman onyx-san siddharthasmama angel-with-a-flower-crown maggiemunkee ultrafacts Source If you want more facts follow Ultrafacts I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot Paco One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen He got a closer look at one of the hens looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked “Paco?” Then he laughed that is one sadistic bird I am slightly afraid now I love birds? African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha” Parrots are awesome I have an African Grey named Loki and he lives up to his name He likes to scream and mimic the sounds of things falling off the shelf and when we run into the room to see what’s happening he says “The cat did it! Bad Sammy!” and laughs Whenever he gets mad at me he flies away from me but since he can’t fly very well he always crash lands And the first thing he says when I go to pick him up without fail is always “You need to vacuum” in a very bitter grumble Loki likes to call our cat to him He’ll sit there for minutes saying “here kitty kitty kitty” The cat will come walk up to the bird get bit and then Loki will laugh as the cat screams and runs away This goes on for hours If it’s late at night and he’s tired but I’m still up with the lights on he’ll say “Loki go night night” It’s starts of in a normal tone and then gets louder and louder until he’s screaming “LOKI GO NIGHT NIGHT!” If he sees my dad fall asleep he screams like a little girl to scare my dad awake And then laughs He’s kind of perfected that evil laugh But the best one was when I brought home the man who has since become my ex for the first time Loki looked him dead in the eyes and said “I’m going to bite you” My parrot was the first one to see what a bad person my ex He was smarter than us all Parrots are people @oneshortdamnfuse African Greys are like the greatest animal on the planet When I was a kid we had a rescued african grey called Dodi and once I was arguing with my mum about my bed time and the parrot who had some very foul mouthed previous owners just shouted at me “for fuck sake go to bed!” also whenever we hoovered he’d call us “yoooou dusty cunts” best thing was he had a scottish accent Reblogging for Scottish swearing parrot YOOOOU DUSTY CUNTS Meme

found @ 22 likes ON 2019-02-27 18:02:20 BY ME.ME

source: tumblr