When the singer takes way too long introducing the song So there was this woman and She was uh on an airplane and She's flying to meet her fiancé Sailing high above the largest ocean On planet earth and she was seated Next to this man who She had tried to start conversations And really the only thing She'd heard him say was to order his bloody mary nd she's sitting there and she's reading This really arduous magazine article about a Third world country that she couldn't Even pronounce the name of and She's feeling very bored and very despondent And then suddenly there's this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out nd they started just falling thirty thousand feet And the pilot's on the microphope and he's saying I'm sorry I'm sorry oh My God l'm Sorry apologizing and she looks at the Tman and she says here are we going? and he looks at her and he says ere going to a party it it's a birthday party itsyour birthday party happy birthday darling We love youvery very very very very very very much And then uh he starts humming this-little tune and uh it kind of goes like this it's kinda One Two One Two Three Four Today is gonna be the day That they're gonna throw it back to you by now you should've somehow Meme

found ON 2018-09-16 08:25:04 BY ME.ME

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