Bitches be think they slick when you say you about to pay for their meal. I'm in McDonalds bout to pick up some food before I go home because I don't want to eat my grandfathers chicken foot gumbo. I'm ordering when I see some flossed out bad bitch struggling to pay for her food. Bruh I was ready to take her down on that mcdonalds counter and that's word to CHRIS Brown. I start small talk while she look for her money, when she was about to pay I had some spear change to pay for her meal. She cocked that neck back and looked at me. She knew she was fucking with a baller. By the looks of it she probably gave BOMB neck too. I had to go in for the kill. Im a real niqqa so I take my $1 sweet tea cup and fill it up with sprite. Mcdonalds had me Fvcked up thinking I'm spending $2.49 for a large soft drink. As im mixing my lean over by the soda dispenser she says "Thank you your such a gentleman cutie pie " I sip my lean slowly so I can be trippy before I try to take her back to the crib and give her my "BIG MAC". That's when she says "my boyfriend loves these snack wraps and nuggets". BOYFRIEND ? Bruh my eyes opened wide the way the anime characters look when they get they shit Rocked. I was ready to slap the MC-SHIT out this bitch bruh. Nah I wasn't taking that L. I snatched that mcdonalds bag out her hand. I ain't captain feed a hoe, I ain't feeding her and her nigga. I left mcdonalds hungry and stressed. She snitched and told her boyfriend. I had to hit that Dragon Ball teleport shit to get home. I forgot my lean on the counter. The bitch didn't even put sauce in the bag. Moral of the story. Don't beat Ya meat with Hand sanitizer.
found @ 19227 likes ON 2018-10-22 04:59:31 BY ME.ME